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A Scotch, Cigar and a lap dance

March 31 2011

Planning to meet up with a girlfriend and we would like to do something interesting for our first meet. So can anyone tell me, are there any places in Sydney where two lovely ladies can enjoy a Scotch, a cigar and watch some hot boys (and yes girls too) pole dance while we discuss men and the politics of life?? Maybe have a lap dance or two? Is there a Ladies club or a equivalent? Anyone like to join us? xx Meeka

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    sure thing, it happens at my place

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I find this very hard to believe ... Very hard indeed.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    you just need to try it

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    lmfao..... Flirty I am not sure I could take a self-respecting women to the places Stalky would recommend. Well not for the first date anyway. xxx Meeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I mean, where are you gonna find a self-respecting woman around here? ... *bemused*

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    get cheap flights to melbourne, where you there's entertainment everywhere (not bris - go to the valley, or syd - just go to the cross mate", run amok on an all nighter with the "it doesn't count on holidays" rule.come to our wonderful city, talk, look, dance, touch, enjoy, destroythen fly back off into the distance!!!and let me be your tour guide

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    i had a reply i spent at least 45 seconds on, it doesn't appear to be here tho lol.to summarise. get cheap tickets, come party all night in melb with a "what goes on tour" attitude, run amok, then head back home 'sif nothings happened the following afternoon lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You girls going wear suits and ties and slick your hair back into a pony tail or low bun, oh and draw on some curly mo's hehe that would be cute! You could both put a red rose in your suit button too hehe

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Yep Booba - I have a pin strip suit I intend to wear. It's great - the pants are crotchless !xxMeeka

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'Yep Booba - I have a pin strip suit I intend to wear. It's great - the pants are crotchless !xxMeeka one word ... PHOTOS!!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'subkulcha'i had a reply i spent at least 45 seconds on, it doesn't appear to be here tho lol. to summarise. get cheap tickets, come party all night in melb with a "what goes on tour" attitude, run amok, then head back home 'sif nothings happened the following afternoon lol I liked your first 45 second one best! . But I don't deny, Melbourne offers plenty of entertainment!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'subkulcha'i had a reply i spent at least 45 seconds on, it doesn't appear to be here tho lol. to summarise. get cheap tickets, come party all night in melb with a "what goes on tour" attitude, run amok, then head back home 'sif nothings happened the following afternoon lol I liked your first 45 second one best! . But I don't deny, Melbourne offers plenty of entertainment! C'mon down. Bring your buns, friend, and her crotchless pants. . See you soon.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Are you suuuuuure JG? I mean, last time you suggested I bring girls ... *evil laugh that even an emoticon couldn't convey!* ;-)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Is'nt it SAD SAD SAD that the small minded society we live in wo'nt allow the same for a lady's entertainment as it will for the male

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Males pole dancing? That's just sick. eeeewww. hehe. The last two carpenters I employed had night jobs as "male dancers".... They got pretty sweaty out there in the sun lifting bits of lumber around all day. I highly recommend that you find a balcony with a view.... maybe some concretors suit your style... Anyway, I'm sure there's a market for this sort of thing. There's the simple pleasure of going to a coffee shop for coffee, and to watch people walking by. It's just taking things to the next level. Stalky's licensed coffee shop... I can have a permanent crew of carpenters and labourers building a pergola... painting a pergola.... demolishing a pergola... building a pergola.... you know... guys with full nailbags, you know what I mean.HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Well Stalky have a look at www.hottesttradie.com as the "Hottest Tradie of 2011" competition is currently on. Mmmmmm you have some of those at your coffee shop I will certainly come. xx Meeka

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    lolz Meeka.. CADE HAYWARD From NSW...... Which reminds me... we need a pirate night!HugsStalky Quoting 'Meeka100' Well Stalky have a look at www.hottesttradie.com as the "Hottest Tradie of 2011" competition is currently on. Mmmmmm you have some of those at your coffee shop I will certainly come. xx Meeka

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    With the anti-smiking laws it's getting harder to enjoy a good cigar anywhere in public these days. More often that not I'm relegated to lighting up a Cohiba at home and you're always welcome to join me here :)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I can think of one... | Quoting 'Meeka100' So can anyone tell me, are there any places in Sydney where two lovely ladies can enjoy a Scotch, a cigar and watch some hot boys (and yes girls too) pole dance while we discuss men and the politics of life? | There's a road map under the glass and we can make sure it's a very private venue, you know the kind...reserved seating and a recreation room off to one side. I can sort out the rest of the entertainment for you in advance and if need be... ...have pole, will travel.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I also like Matt Jackson - NSW. Stalky how do we get on the judges panel???? Or get an invite to the awards ceremony? xxx Meeka

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Chasingmidnight thank you for the lovely offer - however at this time I am not interested in a private venue. I was thinking of public bar where my girlfriend and I can enjoy a girlie chat while we enjoy perving on some eye candy. Pinch a few arses maybe suck a nipple or two - or maybe we can such each others? Put a few gold coins in some slots. That kind of thing. xxx Meeka

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Chasingmidnight thank you for the lovely offer - however at this time I am not interested in a private venue. I was thinking of public bar where my girlfriend and I can enjoy a girlie chat while we enjoy perving on some eye candy. Pinch a few arses maybe suck a nipple or two - or maybe we can such each others? Put a few gold coins in some slots. That kind of thing. xxx Meeka I wanna cum too!!!!! I have a slot for some coins, luv a girly chat, have already enjoyed a couple of lap dances, so i'd be happy to give u some handy 'tips', i like pinching and nipples too!!! Stupid Perth and it's isolation....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'wiltan' sure thing, it happens at my place Hey Meeka,perhaps a Day Spa, there is a nice one I know if you would like some company to check it out first ;)'At the ginseng bathhouse ... the women can walk around naked, and move from spa to spa... The spa baths go from cool to hot, and there is a sauna too ;),Jxx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Brisbane has The Velvet Cigar - it's a Gentleman's Club, not sure if they're sexist about it tho ;) xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Meeka, Meeka, Meeka.....there you go putting limits on your creativity and fun yet again. This is a road show...we grab a massive suite at the best of the best in Squidney and get it all set up then about half past happy hour just wander into the lounge and invite your guests of choice. These suites have several little private "alcoves" off of them and beats the hell out of leaving with toilet paper haning off the heel of your shoe or worse....your shoes stuck to the floor. Plan your work...work your plan. | I am so disappointed that you are just not that creative. Must be that shy, retiring personality of yours coming out again? | You aren't some kind of a very sneaky virgin...are you?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Chasing, Chasing, Chasing once again you have missed the point. This is about THE GIRLS going out having some fun and a show. You know, it isn't always about you! So if you are not prepared to wear a dress and heels and wear some lippy - you are just not invited. Although your idea does have some merit. And I confess to a delicious secret fantasy of mine to have two gentleman I know at my disposal for 24 hours in a penthouse with a spa. Oh yeah!!! S1 & S2 with little me in the middle. Sigh.... So Chasing - I take it you wouldn't be interested if I was a virgin? And yes I am a little shy....... I just want a big sexy man to sweep me off my feet and fuck me hard. You know , show me what it's all about.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Terrigal...oh for the memories! Had a blast with a really lovely friend of mine...just 2 girls laughing their way through drinks, dinner and wardrobe malfunctions...checking out the man-power and getting the worldly advice about dating from the 21 year olds....lol. . Must be time to do it again... . Thanks for the post Meeks...it brought back fond memories. I wonder if my friend is thinking the same....cheers ;-)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Meeka etc. it was just an offer and I was trying to help you really have fun....you know, carpe dium. A big private party suite, master bedroom (that is mine, only I get the key) with a few more private rooms, line up the entertainment then leave you to it. I have been known to play cards now and then so off to the tables for me and about 2:00 a.m. come back to make sure all is well. I would hope by then you and girls would have the rest of the rooms locked with a "Do not disturb" sign on the doorknob, right? | I would just boot out the entertainers and look after any of the half drunken women that were left all alone...that's why I get the master bedroom, part of the benefits of being a good little organizer. | Quoting 'Meeka100' So if you are not prepared to wear a dress and heels and wear some lippy - you are just not invited. I take it you wouldn't be interested if I was a virgin? And yes I am a little shy....... I just want a big sexy man to sweep me off my feet and fuck me hard. You know , show me what it's all about. | Now as to virgins, dresses and lippy...what goes on behind the locked doors of the master suite stays behind those locked doors. One virgin goes in, a tainted painted lady come out so don't be shy...what you don't know I am sure I can teach you. | You have some potential. Well maybe. | | There will be enough silk ropes in the master suite to weave a trawling net.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Not a Scotch in sight ... a few fancy pipes here and there ... no pole dancers ... no lap dances ... I just don't fancy our chances Meeks *sigh* . ... Maybe we could just find somewhere that does good cake??

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    - in Brisbane. But I'd like to add, if you come up and visit, please let me know...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Not a Scotch in sight ... a few fancy pipes here and there ... no pole dancers ... no lap dances ... I just don't fancy our chances Meeks *sigh* . ... Maybe we could just find somewhere that does good cake?? Do you night in parts... part 1 dress up in your men's suits, red lipstick, hair slicked back, find a cigar bar, go there first... Then go to a hibrow girly pole dancing bar, then where ever they have males doing their 'shows' if you can't find one of those, finish your night at a gay club and take in a drag show, you get great entertainment and fun music?? Don't throw the towel in ladies!! Improvise!! hehe