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Gawd! what is it with dudes and their dick pics?? (unsolicited)

December 20 2009

Since putting pics in public profile Ive been inundated with (unsolicited) dick pics..I dont want to appear ungrateful  BUT its as tho the offenders are saying hey ..I dont have anything else going for me so heres my dick.. and..by the majority of those ive seen...suffice to say... u have my sincere sympathy...LOL

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  • Innercircle

    Innercircle

    16 years ago

    haha, we like to leave something to the imagination. Dick size is irrelevant if the guy is a dick himself :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Lmao...... Mynameonyourlips!   Yep, there are head pics and there are head  pics....   And they think that it's enough for us to be interested to meet them!   "oh I didn't recognise you...you look different from your pic...pull it out and let me see it's really you then"   Boys and their toys!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I thought you sent out that memo saying, "send your dick to mynameonurlios"...   must have been a prank memo, just can't trust anyone these days...   I'll send it to somone else   Trev

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Oh it's a bit like the message which goes something like " I'm very genuine and have cock pics and can show you cock on cam to prove it!!" And my answer usually is, but are you a nice person??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Trev, that memo was top secret...sheesh..loose lips or what?..lol BUT seeing as how you're offering...please feel free to join the piling up penis parade. Im considering rating each one and publishing scores just in time for Chrissy....'winks'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Tch tch tch, fancy picking on these poor fellas. Cheers Nev

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Too funny!!!!!...lol May have to reconsider meeting up with one of the cock shot boys (hey! great name for a boy band...LOL) & borrow your 'opening line' onebright!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I have also received my share of penis pics, most either make me laugh or scare me ("no way are you getting THAT thing anywhere near my vagina!").    Being relatively inexperienced in the penis parade until I joined rhp, I didn't realise the contrast and variety on offer !!! Wow. I really must thank all the rhp guys who have helped educate me. And a big thanks to those guys who have sent a photo to my mobile.  Thank you for the shot while you cum in the toilet. Yes, it does bring a look of shock and horror to my face, especially when I unexpectedly open the "message" around my 5 year old daughter !    I actually thought my husband had the most amazing penis until I started to see pictures of others !  Now I realise he may not have the longest, or widest or prettiest (is there a pretty penis competition ?) but boy did he know how to use it ! AND he didn't just rely on his penis !!!  Why not send pictures of your fingers since personally I find them equally, if not more important than the penis !   xxx Ms Saturn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    You are right. People should show more about themselves than genitals..... Maybe a smile and personality would do nicely? I personally would like to think a sexual encounter is about more the connection than the size of a persons bits.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    LOL Saturn!! Opened pic messages on my mobile at the most inconvenient times too! Reckon thats a whole new post...'where were you when you opened a big icky penis/vag pic' Ladies (and gents) what do you reckon about HVaccess? 9.5 points on the 'whoooaar, love his 'attitude' o'meter or what?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    you would be amazed how many times I get asked to show a pic of my cock....   you start chatting and I would say about 40% of the time the topic comes up.....lol   so it obviously means a lot to some girls....I supect it's the size thing....perhaps some women dont want to invest time in a guy with a less than flattering willy ?   Dog.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I've not had one single penis or vag shot!   Probably not the smartest move admiting this....will no doubt be inundated with em now!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Good work!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Interesting point dog raised...tho a different story when consenting exchanges are made. Ive asked for for someones pic via this medium (when no profile shots are available)...headed off to msn or pvt chat for some reason or other (at their request). Low and behold...whats there waiting for me? A no holds barred, in ya face close up of their dangly bits in various stages of errection/flacidness. Example: One guy Ive been chatting to here for a while (no sex stuff...just friendly banter) recently invited me to a pvt chat and there it was....the longest piece of flacid meat I've seen outside a butchers display. Not that Im a confirmed shallow-halette, BUT I couldnt take him seriously after that...bugger!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Have more of an impact on me than any cock shot would.....almost as much as your boots MyName......meow :)   BBD would happily be your sub any day.......sigh ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Im with you on that one Elledee. Not wanting to objectify the man but....he's off the richter of the 'whoooarrr'ometer' ps: glad u like My boots xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Trish....I've asked santa every so kindly to give me a belly just like yours....MAN I hope he's listening...otherwise its off to the gym yet again...tho it still isnt happening...grr