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Greetings - Tell me the best, the worst and the funniest!
June 30 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
I had the pic with my boobs well and truelly on display. Opening line... "nice tits" message...."wanna fuck?" Oh yeah, that one got me......NOT!
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RHP User
15 years ago
"Bratzilla... that's you! "Hmmm, I didn't think I was that bad?xxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Naaaa, no way. What moron would call you that... | Quoting 'Meeka100'"Bratzilla... that's you! " | Buttzilla or Boobzilla...but a brat, very poor taste. | The most ridiculous thing I get called is "hun"...and none of them even know my great-great-great-grand something or other really was Atilla. | ...go figure. | | He wasn't that bad...just trying to steal nice shoes from the Romans.
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RHP User
15 years ago
and the msg- Please explain.................what the fuck are you here for then if it's not to find hot fun times.............................................................and . and what ?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' "Bratzilla... that's you! "Hmmm, I didn't think I was that bad?xxMeeka That's awesome. I'd wear that one with pride if i were you :Dxx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
We had one recently which said: "Just a HELLO, not a flirt" ... Which was kind of confusing for me... They wanted to compliment us, but were not what we were looking for - so I guess, wanted to cover themselves?? But I've actually enjoyed chatting to the female of the couple... so it worked well for them. LOL Probably the one that made me smile the most said: "Bombchicckawaawaa!" ... But the majority are just "Hi!" or "Hello!"... I like those that get creative with their greeting! (MRS)
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RHP User
15 years ago
just landed in my inbox... It seems he has just arrived in town and he read my profile and has determined that I am genuine and he wants to meet up. ummmm... my profile currently says I am only here for the forums...
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RHP User
15 years ago
As I was typing the last post this came through... . title 'hello possum' . message 'Hey sexy if ur not doing much today i have some free time on my hands & i'd love u sitting on my face for a while so if i could suggest for u to give me a call on 04nn nnn nnn cos i'd love to catch up with ya.. ;-)) X'. I have a sudden urge to go do some work now....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'irresponsibility' As I was typing the last post this came through... . title 'hello possum' . message 'Hey sexy if ur not doing much today i have some free time on my hands & i'd love u sitting on my face for a while so if i could suggest for u to give me a call on 04nn nnn nnn cos i'd love to catch up with ya.. ;-)) X'. I have a sudden urge to go do some work now.... Don't you just love these? NOT! I too, have had several with similar thoughts. I don't know why but the urge to hit delete often strikes .... Kisses all,L
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hello,My name is (Female Name)..At the moment I am in hospital recovering from surgery, Because of my health, my sex drive is very up and down, so, we thought this was an opportunity to make a fantasy come true.I would love to watch my Partner fuck another female, from the privacy of my private hospital room, using Skype, via my laptop and internet connection. Nothing is recorded at all, Both (Male's Name) and I have public jobs so recording it won’t be done.If you have any questions please feel free to ask or chat to us on MSN or here ( but i do find the chat here slow)I hope this has not offended you, If this may interest you we would love to hear from you .Have a great day(Female's Name) < Yep I believe every word hahahaha! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Hello,My name is (Female Name)..At the moment I am in hospital recovering from surgery, Because of my health, my sex drive is very up and down, so, we thought this was an opportunity to make a fantasy come true.I would love to watch my Partner fuck another female, from the privacy of my private hospital room, using Skype, via my laptop and internet connection. Nothing is recorded at all, Both (Male's Name) and I have public jobs so recording it won’t be done.If you have any questions please feel free to ask or chat to us on MSN or here ( but i do find the chat here slow)I hope this has not offended you, If this may interest you we would love to hear from you .Have a great day(Female's Name) < Yep I believe every word hahahaha! xFunlovingx Hahah.... Wow - does that ever scream FAKE?! Impressive fake though. LOL (MRS)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Had this complete cock e-mail me once full of boast about how many women he had fucked whilst being on RHP. Can’t recall the number maybe something like over 50 in 18 months or some crap like that.. I was thinking why the FUCK does this knob feel he needs to tell me his sob story and what does he want to achieving by telling me and then there was all the crap about how he thought he was being stalked by one or two females from here also... Funny thing was both the females had messaged me to say how this knob was messaging them continually and they were thinking he was some kind of psychotic freak
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Hello,My name is (Female Name)..At the moment I am in hospital recovering from surgery, Because of my health, my sex drive is very up and down, so, we thought this was an opportunity to make a fantasy come true.I would love to watch my Partner fuck another female, from the privacy of my private hospital room, using Skype, via my laptop and internet connection. Nothing is recorded at all, Both (Male's Name) and I have public jobs so recording it won’t be done.If you have any questions please feel free to ask or chat to us on MSN or here ( but i do find the chat here slow)I hope this has not offended you, If this may interest you we would love to hear from you .Have a great day(Female's Name) < Yep I believe every word hahahaha! xFunlovingxHey she didn't have a Nigerian name did she? I've been sending some money over to a long lost uncle in Nigeria, and he has a similar writing style, that's all....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Hello,My name is (Female Name)..At the moment I am in hospital recovering from surgery, Because of my health, my sex drive is very up and down, so, we thought this was an opportunity to make a fantasy come true.I would love to watch my Partner fuck another female, from the privacy of my private hospital room, using Skype, via my laptop and internet connection. Nothing is recorded at all, Both (Male's Name) and I have public jobs so recording it won’t be done.If you have any questions please feel free to ask or chat to us on MSN or here ( but i do find the chat here slow)I hope this has not offended you, If this may interest you we would love to hear from you .Have a great day(Female's Name) < Yep I believe every word hahahaha! xFunlovingxI wished her well and said no thank you....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Curiousnewgirl, I love the new photo! Gorgeous! : ) xx Meeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
title was .. "do you suck cock: body of message was .. hi there well with a set of tits as big as youres do you like cock fucking them and blowing on you or in youre mouth was not going anywhere near that one ... and they wonder why .. and the second one .. Title was .. "discreet fun" and the body of the message If you wana fuck me msg me 04******31 big nine inch cock genune Dont be shy C** Not bad considering my profile destinctly say .. that sending me a first instance message like this will earn you a garanteed BLOCK on my list ... and he had the hide to ask why ii didnt want to deal with him him .. As they say .. it takes all types to make the world go around ... just let me once hit the stop button .. and let these idiot / crass people off ....
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RHP User
15 years ago
"Loser" < hi there,u seem to be a loser women !!!!!!!!!!!i always see u online ??????? if u really want someone hot then babe u r wasting ur time...........!!!!!!!waiting to see ur hot reply.............lol.........< Needless to say the message was reported and he was blocked...didn't even bother replying to him! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
The best one i have ever got was from someone here in bundy, the heading was "Hi sexy"How do you feel about enemas because i would love to give you one.needless to say i just didnt reply lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' "Loser" < hi there,u seem to be a loser women !!!!!!!!!!!i always see u online ??????? if u really want someone hot then babe u r wasting ur time...........!!!!!!!waiting to see ur hot reply.............lol.........< Needless to say the message was reported and he was blocked...didn't even bother replying to him! xFunlovingx WTF? So does that mean he's a loser for also "always being online"- then telling you "if you want someone hot then you are wasting your time"- did he realise he just called himself a total tool?! Why does, "I love sex" seem to mean, "I'll do anyone, anytime" to some people? Gee, I wonder why these ones always talk about it and never get any??? It seems to be a mystery LOL
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RHP User
14 years ago
good stories, just re confirms what i all ready knew, there are a lot of wankers out there.
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