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I Want To Be A Dinosaur/Fossil Damn It!

April 30 2025

Is it weird that I just wanna be a fossil? Like, genuinely. Let me dress up as ancient bones, covered in layers of emotional sediment, and lie there motionless until Daddy Archaeologist shows up with his gentle little brush, softly uncovering me inch by inch like the precious, filthy relic I am. Excavate me. Carbon date me. Tell me I’m older than sin and historically significant while you pin me down and catalog every curve like I belong in a museum behind velvet ropes. I don’t wanna be “healed”—I wanna be discovered. Studied. Revered. Maybe restrained. Definitely displayed. Take me back to the Cretaceous, baby.

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NeoAndTrin

one year ago

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nightingale8

one year ago

It’s definitely weird. Sounds really sensual and hot 🔥

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FeistyFatty

one year ago

No more weird than when you wanted to be a worm I guess. "We listen and we don't judge" 🦖🪱🩷

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RHP User

one year ago

You dirty girl 😂

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SafeHands2024

one year ago

First Annelids, now palaeontology! Your fingering my frontal lobe and I love it. One more bizarre kink and I'm going to lose my coprolites.

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MrandMrsEss

one year ago

I thought this was going to be another cringeworthy post but delighted to be surprised, LittleMiss you win forum of the month, thank you xx

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The_Milkman

one year ago

You took roleplay, added 65 million years, and somehow made it sexy 🤣🤣

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MsSuperFoxy

one year ago

Lol! I'm already a fossil that has aged gracefully. Ms Foxy

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Felicitous

one year ago

I'm not into role play at all - but I do love a little word weaving and oh my WORD! That was antediluvianly sexy! :) V

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LittleMissShhh

7 months ago

I forgot about these what a fun thing to stumble upon. 🤣

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I Want To Be A Dinosaur/Fossil Damn It!

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