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Unravelling the mysteries of Man......FBS vs EBS Syndrome.

July 02 2013

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Now this is a subject I have discussed with a few ladies and one that has caused both laughter and frustration for the fairer sex. So guys I am really hoping you can shed some light on this, not necessarily just; male condition. My girlfriend here started dating 12mths ago after a divorce, we noted a particular pattern of behaviour in the 26-35yo men she was meeting, she is 30. Before anyone asks, yes she has requested that I post this topic for the "RHP Brains Trust" to debate. Amongst ourselves we have called this condition the FBS vs EBS Syndrome. You see these guys would text/call incessently and be all over her with compliments and wanting to spend time. So saying she'd go out with them a few times then eventually enjoy an intimate moment (they are another hilarious story, especially the guy who told her to "Shush" at 7am because it was "too early for you to be speaking!!" Who then swiftly found himself naked outside her front door, clothes in hand wanting to know what he did wrong!!!) after which the txts/calls would dwindle and dry up! 2-3wks later they resume with a fervour again with the same end result. So we came to the conclusion this erratic behaviour was directly associated with the buildup of tension in the balls, hence Full Ball Syndrome (attentiveness) vs Empty Ball Syndrome (disinterest). It got to the stage where we could place bets on who was due for release and more often than not, we were only ever out by a day or two!! Yes front door guy kept trying to gain re-entry too! Now while this topic has been a source of alot of fun for our group we were wondering a) if you guys realise you're doing this? b) if other women are aware of this condition? and if not, you are now Sisters!!! and c) Is it a psychological condition isolated to our test group aged 26-35 or does it know no age/gender limitation? :). I might also add the more she refuses further advances the more these poor men/boys try.....unsuccessfully. Disclaimer: this is certainly NOT a man bashing exercise just a genuine query we were hoping to get other people's thoughts on. Guys I'm certain there are women out there who may exhibit similar behaviours and if so sharing your experiences may help others!!! So, thoughts anyone?

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  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    13 years ago

    Popcorn time - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    TCS. (Throbbing clitoris syndrome). Symptoms include but not exclusive too;- Incessant need to rub crotch either with hand or piece of furniture- need to change knickers more regularly- if not wearing knickers then may find floor surfaces slippery- involuntary thrusting of the hips- brain scrambles when in the vicinity of the rugby team ...Treatment;- rub harder- fuck the rugby team.*sits on the couch watching Ellen with a bowl of popcorn*

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    There is in science, a principle called Ockhams Razor.(there are several spelling variations) This principle states that for any given conundrum, the simplest explanation is usually the correct one. And there is a simple one. This is a long and involved psychological topic, but i have to highly abbreviate it for times sale on an iPhone. I know im gonna get flak for this no doubt, but, it is what it is so guys, save your valuable and limited angry emails for those you hope you have a shot with ;-) Julia Gillard isnt the only one who knows about the phrase Live by the Sword, Die by the Sword. Many guys live by the cock, and die by the cock... socially speaking. They are trapped in the lie that to "get" sex from a woman, they must to coerce, manipulate or convince women to "get" it from them. Hence the cycle of focussed activity. When these guys view a woman as an option, they do what they think they have to through attention, flattery or gifts to gain her interest until such a time as she either rejects or accepts his contact. Some even persist AFTER she has shown no interest. These guys earn the Chump tag. Younger guys are more prone to this behaviour, but it is by no means only a young mans affliction. But don't think this is just a facet to male behaviour. Women can exhibit their own peculiar behaviours, and in many respects, your friends behaviours, decisions and choices in men have most likely selected the behaviour these men exhibit towards her. DG

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You've let the car out of the bag now... Our secret's no longer safe pmsl Interesting observations I_N_... (Too hard to type your whole name on mobile) :) And I am sure you might be onto something, but isn't it human nature to be more attentive when we (both male and female) want something? I know when a shopping trip is wanted/needed by my partner.... AL- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    As funny as it sounds....I am of the same thinking as you DG.

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    13 years ago

    I had TCS this morning, I don't use furniture or get that soaked I need a bucket though!!! LMAO. DG I completely get you, err she does try to be choosy very and as a result hasn't dated/met anyone in the last 3/4mths. The one I found for her worked beautifully but he was already contracted to go to Peru and build an orphanage so hunky dunky disappeared 7wks later. Should be noted however he was 37yo. AL are you saying TCS is stimulated and/or linked to a woman's need for retail therapy?!?!

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    13 years ago

    Indagine is fine, I only underscored it because I gave it a brief test run (3 days) as an additional profile but two of my alter egos running around here was too much to maintain!! Amand RHP wouldn't allow me to spell it the same again. (Shrugs sorry)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I put it down to them having a few girls on the go at one time and a rotating attention roster... Not quite being capable of spreading their attention evenly over time to have simultaneous wooing (as it were).

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Know the syndrome well   And even if you do still hear from them the whole undertone of the messages change!!   I started thinking maybe all men were Gemini!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Says it's simply not your turn !There are no syndromes it's just that he/they have other lovers and your Fridays every other week.Now get back in line and wait your turn.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    "AL are you saying TCS is stimulated and/or linked to a woman's need for retail therapy?!" In a word Yes, however there are sometimes other mitigating factors... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Long time reader, first time poster... Sad to report I have noted a similar pattern among men I have spent time with. The funny thing is they don't seem to realise there is a direct correlation between how they treat a woman and their 'strike rate' - if you're consistently nice to your FB your success rate is significantly improved compared to ignoring them until you have FBS (love this terminology by the way). Next time I'm going to ask if they have FBS ;)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    "FBS vs EBS"This is really funny lol.Yes it is true. But not 100%. After a long night of sex - A man is going to wake up with a much less inclination to want sex. Especially at 7am! haha, whatever happened to sleeping in and eating pancakes ?So if the relationship is purely sex - then interest naturally goes away between "empty balls" and "full balls". The time of which this phenomenon occurs is mainly relative to as Austin Powers puts it - your mojo. Not just interest.If you truly enjoy each others company - the ebs vs fbs syndrome is much less serious. You may treat the effected partner effectively with anything ranging from bending over, wearing sexy underpants or pancakes.lol.

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    13 years ago

    Brissygirl I'm so happy you got something from this. Even if it's just an opportunity to broach this topic among your friends for a giggle AND believe it or not we've broached the topic with the "men" involved too. Laughter all round even if afterwards they then feel intimidated by such open women discussing thier sexuality and approach so guilelessly. Slickz, she is a country girl, was up at 5 and left him alone until 7 only to ask him if he wanted vacon abd eggs for breakfast. Not more sex!!! Sheesh lol. Personally I've never encountered EBS/FBS in my men well maybe not since my early 20's soooo I guess I'm lucky. ~wanders off still in a daze from lastnight, oh yes you'll read this (blushing) but I'm now planning how to "top" you next time, insert the devil here~

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    13 years ago

    You stay where you are (squinting eyes dangerously) cos I have a twitchy palm and you Sir are deserving of a spanking! Haha but my diary seems to be full and the nearest opening I can find for you would be about November........2014!! Shall I pencil you in?

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  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    wingman - pass the popcorn and lets share a slurpy too....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' You stay where you are (squinting eyes dangerously) cos I have a twitchy palm and you Sir are deserving of a spanking! Haha but my diary seems to be full and the nearest opening I can find for you would be about November........2014!! Shall I pencil you in? Use a texta, permanent

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Bacon and eggs...Who is this angel you speak of????lol - but seriously it's only ever an issue if there is not enough interest. Naturally a man's testosterone levels, sperm count and all those other things working in the background of our minds to get us horny, drop after a wild night of sex. Even for football my team and I are told we cannot masturbate or have sex in the few days leading up to an important game. Of course no-one follows this rule, lol.

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    13 years ago

    Quoting '50zkool' Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' You stay where you are (squinting eyes dangerously) cos I have a twitchy palm and you Sir are deserving of a spanking! Haha but my diary seems to be full and the nearest opening I can find for you would be about November........2014!! Shall I pencil you in? Use a texta, permanent Haha OK, if I get a cancellation shall I move you forward in the queue too?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Always you men have cycles... and PMS.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Always you men have cycles... and PMS. Yeah, when yours is due !

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I always knew you men had cycles and PMS.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You are lucky you are on the other side of my computer so you can't see my narrowed eyes and pursed lips at that question. I call it my cat's arse expression and it is meant to put the fear of god into a man!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I recall ages go a friend of my mum's learnedly opining "you don't chase a bus once you've caught it".

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