RHP

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What do women want?

July 16 2012

It's a tough question and it puzzles the hell out of me as well sometimes, but if you could have it all, what would it be?And would it be all in one person? I think I'd need a few. What's on your wishlist?One: MaleTall, like 6'3"-6'4" with dark hairStrong hands with trimmed nails for hitting just the spotA tongue like a lizard and the ability to breathe through his earsA cock like, well, a human man's cock. About 6.5" and slightly above average girthAble to cum from oralAble to cum again within an hour (half an hour would be better) after oralAble to fuck hard or slow for more than 10 minsWilling to be tied to the bed and ridden like a carousel horse but isn't looking for a fulltime Domme.Loves big tits and fat thighsThinks I'm funny and is funny himselfCan carry on a random conversation about stupid things before during or after sexWilling to comply when I ask him to stop talking and just fuck meHappy to meet for sex and random conversation without having to go out for dinner or meet my friends or kidsStill likes kissing and doesn't have a weird hangup that kissing a fuck buddy will accidentally catch him a girlfriendFucks other men or women and doesn't want a monogamous girlfriend. Tells me about his sexcapades and wants to hear mine.Two: FemaleShorter than meSmall breasts if she's slim, larger breasts if she's notWilling to hit on me openly and directly using unambiguous words because I'm too shy to hit on girls and can't read subtext.Soft, smooshy mouth and loves kissingCums really easily because I'm a bit scared about breaking my tongue again on another girl. That fucking hurt!Fucks other men or women and tells me about her sexcapadesIs an unrelenting ethical slutHas the same taste in men as meDoesn't let the men she fucks assume I'll participate in a threesome with them with no effort made on their partLoves tribbingDoesn't want a fulltime girlfriend

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You have a very specific list there.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Can I borrow him pretty please, cause his exactly what I'm looking for !!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I guess I won't be seeing you again then sarah lol :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Women chasing the mythical male. I reckon you would end up on the top floor of the husband store, alongwith 95% of the female population.Cheers Felonius...Its nice to dream though isn't it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    sorry sarah im only 6 foot 1 but u knew that already lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Don't we all have our wishlists, and if we're really honest (and just speculating) aren't there specifics?And Art01, Funhands, 6'0" and 6'1" feels tall enough when I get my boots off ;)xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    My "guy list" is waaaaay different, though. Some overlap... but you're missing some important criteria. Such as: can, and does read. Will read to me :D (preferably porn if I'm randy). Pretty (yup, I like em pretty, spank me and call me shallow). Somewhat dark of character. None of this "light, fluffy, metrosexual" shit. Velvet over steel. Soft, touchable, sleek, encapsulating hard, strong, edgy. Contradictory, unpredictable, loyally slutty, openly reserved, violently restrained, intelligently naiive, based on both stability and impulsiveness. Yup, I want it all. Good chance I've found it, too, (brag, brag, lol) but I know that if we run our course and part ways, it will be with happy memories, and not because of some bullshit set of expectations placed on us by society. Above all else, I value an open mind, an open heart, and open legs ;)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    An unlimited supply of Lindt Orange and Almond Intense Chocolate with zero calories...An unlimited credit account that I never have to pay for to designershoes and Zappos...Car tyres that change themselves...a Vibrator that runs without batteries...boobs that will just stay up magically without having to wear a bra...and 8 hours sleep - I have forgotten what that is like...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    RespectfulTall and well built. A bit of padding is fine but not obese.IntelligentEmpatheticHas a good sense of the ridiculousCan watch over me without fussingSexually compatibleHas maturity but still retains a wide streak of big kid

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'caitsidhe' An unlimited supply of Lindt Orange and Almond Intense Chocolate with zero calories...An unlimited credit account that I never have to pay for to designershoes and Zappos...Car tyres that change themselves...a Vibrator that runs without batteries...boobs that will just stay up magically without having to wear a bra...and 8 hours sleep - I have forgotten what that is like... I'm addicted to the Blueberry intense, haven't tried the orange yet, mmmmmm

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    13 years ago

    When would you sleep if both these people walk in your life? Sarah if you met & had the perfect male or female, would you then want to met a more perfect one?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Is something I have never had or am likely to havex Hugs H

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Because I have found what I want...all in the one man. When I wake up next to him in the morning...I am the luckiest woman alive. There is nowhere I would rather be than wrapped up in his arms which, because of our height differences, places my head over his heart. He is not the stuff to inspire lustful fantasies and many would overlook him in thier search for perfection but when he kisses me nothing and no one else matters. He may not have an eight inch penis, but he can breath through his ears and does have amazingly talented fingers. He is not slim and athletic and infact is a little overweight. My hands still meet when I put my arms around him though....just. What he lacks for in hair upon his head...he makes up for in other places of his body. I dont think he has ever manscaped in his life and is not about to start now! He does not talk openly about his emotions and feelings and will retreat back into his mancave fairly rapidly but he tells me often and rings me up during the day...just to say he loves me! To all the other women that have had thier chance with this man and walked away...... I thank you from the bottom of my heart...... Your loss is my gain!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Honesty, and respect

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    A dildo and a dish cloth

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Last night I lay me down to bed with visions of cocks in my head A want fairy came to me With want wishes one two and three So I closed my eyes and this came to mind A guy with a cock that was not so blind He would see my needs before its own He would let me cum before his blown A man attached to this delightful cock would always be there like a supporting rock He would also speak and listen to me and put down the lid when he had a pee. I had the answers so I devised a plan I changed my profile Made changes to the lay of the land To increase my chances I changed all my choices To couples and women, and men with hot voices Some TVs and trannies And cross dressers too. To swingers and gang bangs galore. So now I get laid till my fanny is sore

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Smilingwithfun' When would you sleep if both these people walk in your life? Sarah if you met & had the perfect male or female, would you then want to met a more perfect one? I'm looking for the Dream Team ;) I have a variety of tastes and those were only 2 that came to mind at that particular moment. I'm non-monogamous, happily single and planning to stay that way so I often take a night to myself with no playdates so I can enjoy a spot of solo time. Variety and balance are lovely things to have in one's life, so someone not meeting every item on the list definitely doesn't mean I won't be interested, we balance the things that people do have to offer against the things we think we can do without. :)xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    i want a man who can take my breath away with a single look, and when he touches me i get butterflies in my tummy!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Curiosity killed the Cait...I purchased a Lindt Blueberry Intense today...and now have another vice

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Krissy_G' Sarah. Mees just want a combination of both. But ultimately Ide love to find a dominant transexual vampire. That would satisfy my sexual , emotional and psychological desires.   It will be the path I seek. Cos otherwise, I know a guy who is Dominant and a vampire and looks fucking awesome in stockings and suspenders and boots.. :D

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'caitsidhe' Curiosity killed the Cait...I purchased a Lindt Blueberry Intense today...and now have another vice Caitsidhe...try the Passionfruit one.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    My wish list... Male:- Dark hair, ability to grow some nice, even stubble;- Straight, white teeth;- Attentive, but gives me breathing space;- The ability to carry out witty conversation;- A dirty sense of humour.Female:- Does not have breasts above a D cup size (I don't want to get smothered to death);- Is not a screamer in bed.In addition:- Ability to eat as much chocolate as I like without any consequences.