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What's in a good womans profile then?
February 20 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Information about a good woman of course...what else? l l Petite but curvey in the right places. Fit and active Can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose Loves giving head and very flexible body due to yoga training. Not interested in having an orgasm just want to please my guy. Can not talk. Not looking for permanent relationship, just casual sex.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Information about a good woman of course...what else? l l Petite but curvey in the right places. Fit and active Can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose Loves giving head and very flexible body due to yoga training. Not interested in having an orgasm just want to please my guy. Can not talk. Not looking for permanent relationship, just casual sex.
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RHP User
15 years ago
It all reads fine to me, states clearly what you are like and what you are after, pics are tasteful and i would guess a fair representation of the way you describe yourself.I am curious though, you have 80 friends on your friends list?? do you accept all friend offers? maybe that puts some off, we understand that everyone on here has a different idea of what the 'friends' feature is all about, for us we tend to keep it only for people we have met (not necessarily played with but met face to face), others add anyone they have spoken to/with i am not saying this is why you dont get past the first message just wondering out of the 80 is your strike rate really THAT bad? i don't understand it, guys are always complaining about girls who don't reply, arent real etc etc you would think you would be swamped with offers oh well, hope you get some decent feed back on here to help turn things around,Mrs GC
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RHP User
15 years ago
Your profile reads pretty well but lacks information about your cooking and cleaning skills. Most of us guys on here are really only looking to find someone to do the housework for us in exchange for sex. . Maybe some of your successful recipes and a photo or two of the sort of job you could do with an iron and a pair of wrinkly pants.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Information about a good woman of course...what else? l l Petite but curvey in the right places. Fit and active Can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose Loves giving head and very flexible body due to yoga training. Not interested in having an orgasm just want to please my guy. Can not talk. Not looking for permanent relationship, just casual sex.too funny......but how many will admit it's true????
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Your profile reads pretty well but lacks information about your cooking and cleaning skills. Most of us guys on here are really only looking to find someone to do the housework for us in exchange for sex. . Maybe some of your successful recipes and a photo or two of the sort of job you could do with an iron and a pair of wrinkly pants. I'm fucked. I am a really crap cook most of the time. I get by sorta. Ironing is ok.......vodka or rum help with that. Housework....I just leave an envelope on the table once a week and its done. BUT I do like sex :)
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15 years ago
My father owns a brewery and Im an only childI have a medical condition and I need to have sex several times a dayAND....... I am independently wealthy and willing to keep you in style lol such cheeky girls !!
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15 years ago
You could always drop your standards in the safe sex department too. I think that'd be a winner on a female profile.
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RHP User
15 years ago
some of these answers are just too funny lol . seriously, tho, it's hard to say about the pic thing sight-unseen but maybe it's something you're saying in those first few messages too? do you change it up or stick to the same kind of things to say? if so maybe it's time to try saying something else. I tend to be fairly direct and upfront about a couple of things right away but the 'this is it, take it or leave it' thing really suits me, if it's too much for some people they're probably not going to enjoy hanging out with me anyway lol. . Might also be the distance thing if you're not talking just to locals? It's understandable that some would really want your delicious profile pic to show up in their friend's list but are you or they willing to travel to meet in person? . xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Doing the housework naked could get a mention, knowing how to keep quite during the footy, understanding cricket.
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15 years ago
I thought we were just supposed to bring them beer and blow them during the cricket?! if we have to pay attention I might have to bite the bullet and go full lesbian.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' I thought we were just supposed to bring them beer and blow them during the cricket?! if we have to pay attention I might have to bite the bullet and go full lesbian. Now THAT definately should be on a good woman's profile. Nothing like a challenge and we all know that men think all the girls need is a serious deep dicking and a REAL man to turn them around. Ha ha ha ha. Fionabee...off to update her profile
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15 years ago
you think you have it bad...try being in Tassie im lucky to get messages lol...lucky i travel, but that only gets me so far lol dont change yourself...just be you, if people dont like that then stiff shit ohhh but a pic with you in some sexy see through lingerie doing the vacuuming would work i think lol roxxy
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15 years ago
Some of us guys do like to know a lot more than you would think...although what the ladies have written so far is a good start. If I read a profile that had all of that in it and a few of the right photos....hell you could have the keys to the Midnight and the platinum card. However, some of us real men like the outdoors so... | It would be nice to see a picture of a 4x4 with a V8 and not one of those woos wagons or lame Cayenes that will never see an inch of the backwoods. Real trucks attract real men. | Can you stomach helping fill the freezer with fresh meat? I know a lot of women that love a good steak but are useless with a skinning knife. | Fish...you have to help clean the fish. | Beer...you drink that stuff and prefer whatever is on sale. I am glad you must hate imported beer...and certainly champagne and vintage scotch would make you say "ewwww". | Oh and when you find out that there is a $100 limit on 'your' platinum card...please be intelligent enough to say "wow, thanks....that's a lot of money". | I am happy to teach you about most of the rest...but damn, get the basics down right first.
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15 years ago
A 21 year old deaf mute nymphomaniac who can do it all night and then turn into a pizza at 2am
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15 years ago
Quoting 'exitonly'A 21 year old deaf mute nymphomaniac who can do it all night and then turn into a pizza at 2am hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (roxxy quoting Earl) roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
A hot blonde with a can of whipping cream in one hand and the winning lottery ticket in the other. | Eventuall, settling down in a long term relatiohship where you can get into a nice defacto legal separation is almost inevitable. | .....show me the money!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' | Can you stomach helping fill the freezer with fresh meat? I know a lot of women that love a good steak but are useless with a skinning knife. | Ex-knife hand here - will that help??? Worked in a few abattoirs including beef, pork and chicken and not just packing but the boning floor too know my way around a carcass and I look after and sharpen my own knives...couple that with growing up an a farm where we did our own kills...think I got this one covered Fish...you have to help clean the fish. | Damn you?? Must I??? Cant I just cook it??? make sure your beer is cold and always refreshed while fishing??? Beer...you drink that stuff and prefer whatever is on sale. I am glad you must hate imported beer...and certainly champagne and vintage scotch would make you say "ewwww". Scotch - ewwwwww!!!!!!!! Champagne I like but I do drink beer also... . Kisses Focus Working her way to perfection...lol |
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15 years ago
Quoting 'missbowpeek' My father owns a brewery and Im an only childI have a medical condition and I need to have sex several times a dayAND....... I am independently wealthy and willing to keep you in style lol such cheeky girls !! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaEarl
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15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Focus ...Working her way to perfection...lol | Awww...close but no Cohiba! | Woman wanted: Must be able to hunt, fish, cook, clean, iron and have a 4x4 truck. | Please send pictures of the truck! | Lulu had a boyfriend, her boyfriend had a truck, he just liked to drive around but Lulu like to....drive sometimes too?
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15 years ago
Where do you get your material from? 4x4 with a V8, Real trucks attract real men, Backwoods, all American terms.I reckon If you turned up out in the bush with a Bronco with a big v8 petrol engine, you might just get laughed out of town!When It comes to knife skills I reckon I would be backing Focus!Somehow I just can't see you cutting a sheeps throat and dressing it.Certainly not my favourite job, but its gotta be done.Focus you are one cool chick, the more I learn about you the more impressed I am!Sometimes the original is best, and it goes a bit like this!WANTEDGOOD WOMANMust be able to cook, clean, sew,dig worms and clean fish.Must Have boat and motor.Please send photo of boat & motor.Cheers Nev
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15 years ago
Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' Where do you get your material from? Somehow I just can't see you cutting a sheeps throat and dressing it. Could be that "back home over yonder" when we talked about 16" mudders it had nothing to do with a short woman and her children? Warn winches and hubs....didn't mean things the owner needed to tell the running gear and don't forget to tighten the bolts on your skid plate over the "petrol" tank. Of course, smart stump jumpers always carried a few spare jerrys on the bumper and a set of duals on the roof rack. Differential lock was not the key to your handcuffs...that could be painful when the power switched to the opposite sides. Of course, you could have just done what I did...grab yourself an Eddy Bauer '79 with the roll cage welded to the frame and put a lift kit on it, let you drive right on over them ol' stumps. | Now son...where I come from we would have worried about ya'all putting Victoria's Secrets on them sheep and chasing around the pasture with a knife in your hand and love in heart. Funny, you don't sound like a Kiwi? Best not try dressin' up a mule deer, Roosevelt elk or a Rocky Mountain sheep...them bastards got horns and they know how to use them. And if the grizzlies catch a whiff of ya'all and want what you want...best advice, let them have it. Drop me a note if you want to talk wildcatting a .300 Win Mag...that extra 6" of drop you save at 500 metres can help fill a fridge in one click.| Start at the cape and work down...if you save the pelt I can tell you where to send it so a feller in Colorado can make some of the bestest dang ol' gloves and slippers ya ever done ever saw and gives them all away to charity. Focus, I am only guessing of course darhlin...but iffn ya put a 15 degree edge on your blade using an Arkasas soap stone...you barely have to slow down til the cuttin' done be done? Best part about being a cowboy was all them ropes and lassos, that whippin' leather in your teeth, and...| ...tying two legs and one hand together fast. Eeee-haw!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh so many funny ideas, thats it I have to change mine to suit all the darling men, to the detriment of my own pleasure of course. Gawd they gave us a rib for Pete's sake, we could at least be grateful, selfish cows we are !!!! My New Profile: Horny and need it RIGHT NOW !!! looking for ...ANYONE Name....whatever you can slur out after I fetch all your beers, I'll be happy with baby. Skills....cook,clean,sew, suck a golf ball through a hose, scale and gut your fish. . . Now for the nitty gritty ..lol . I'm a woman who lives to only please her man, I promise I wont talk until you take the ball gag out, and only then to suck your dick! I have tiny hands so your cock will always look HUGE Love booty calls at 3am when your rolling pissed and just been kicked out of wherever you were, in fact I'll come pick you up in my little apron with nothing underneath......wave to all your mates, and say 'Yep he's all mine' and give myself a nice big slap on the arse !!!! My lipstick and makeup will still be perfect because I always go to bed that way , just in the hope you will call. Of course baby, you can put it in any hole you like, let me fetch the lube...... Your friends? sure why not, anything to please YOU. oh gosh I hope someone contacts me now should I add more, is it enough? . . . Fuck , I couldn't even type that with a straight face
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15 years ago
Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' When It comes to knife skills I reckon I would be backing Focus! Somehow I just can't see you cutting a sheeps throat and dressing it. Certainly not my favourite job, but its gotta be done. Focus you are one cool chick, the more I learn about you the more impressed I am! Aww shucks hun - love you too....what can I say I am one impressive woman and they definately broke the mould after me...lol Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' . Focus, I am only guessing of course darhlin...but iffn ya put a 15 degree edge on your blade using an Arkasas soap stone...you barely have to slow down til the cuttin' done be done? Now Mr Midnight..I prefer my angle a little under the 15 degrees but you got it about right. Was tough being one of the only few females in the place who used a knife daily and who DIDNT have a husband, boyfriend, brother, son or any other male relative/ close friend on staff to be able to maintain my knives for me...even learnt how to machine them safely to remove any shoulder that might build up over time...now I am way too fussy over my knives though I do need a new stone and steel . Kisses Focus
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15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Quoting 'focusliason' Focus ...Working her way to perfection...lol | Awww...close but no Cohiba! | Woman wanted: Must be able to hunt, fish, cook, clean, iron and have a 4x4 truck. | Please send pictures of the truck! | Lulu had a boyfriend, her boyfriend had a truck, he just liked to drive around but Lulu like to....drive sometimes too? i work on the vehicles an shit loads easier if they not drivin man,"yeah, i noticed that nasty rattle last monthe babe. is that a problem?????????"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooahhhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahaEarl
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15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' When It comes to knife skills I reckon I would be backing Focus! Somehow I just can't see you cutting a sheeps throat and dressing it. Certainly not my favourite job, but its gotta be done. Focus you are one cool chick, the more I learn about you the more impressed I am! Aww shucks hun - love you too....what can I say I am one impressive woman and they definately broke the mould after me...lol Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' . Focus, I am only guessing of course darhlin...but iffn ya put a 15 degree edge on your blade using an Arkasas soap stone...you barely have to slow down til the cuttin' done be done? Now Mr Midnight..I prefer my angle a little under the 15 degrees but you got it about right. Was tough being one of the only few females in the place who used a knife daily and who DIDNT have a husband, boyfriend, brother, son or any other male relative/ close friend on staff to be able to maintain my knives for me...even learnt how to machine them safely to remove any shoulder that might build up over time...now I am way too fussy over my knives though I do need a new stone and steel . Kisses Focus can shave with all my knives man.a blunt knife a dangerous knife.ya keep the tools in good knick ALWAYS.ohh, an i startin ta get my sex drive back, woooooohooooooooothank furk fer that man,ahahahahahahahahahhhahahaahahhahahahahahahaEarl..................
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15 years ago
Good to see ya back with us man. Cheers Nev....whippin the lid of a bottle of Voddy and cranking up some Airbourne.
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15 years ago
Its all cool, I said what i wanted to say, he said what he wanted to say in reply. Ps. Could you or Earl come sharpen my knives, they always seem to go blunt from scaping on copper, and gyprock and the like, and being used for all manner of things they weren't designed for....lolCheers Nev.......knife abuser
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15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' My New Profile: Horny and need it RIGHT NOW !!! looking for ...ANYONE Name....whatever you can slur out after I fetch all your beers, I'll be happy with baby. Skills....cook,clean,sew, suck a golf ball through a hose, scale and gut your fish. . . Now for the nitty gritty ..lol . I'm a woman who lives to only please her man, I promise I wont talk until you take the ball gag out, and only then to suck your dick! I have tiny hands so your cock will always look HUGE Love booty calls at 3am when your rolling pissed and just been kicked out of wherever you were, in fact I'll come pick you up in my little apron with nothing underneath......wave to all your mates, and say 'Yep he's all mine' and give myself a nice big slap on the arse !!!! My lipstick and makeup will still be perfect because I always go to bed that way , just in the hope you will call. Of course baby, you can put it in any hole you like, let me fetch the lube...... Your friends? sure why not, anything to please YOU. Oh My GAWD......!!!| PLEASE tell me you have a truck and I will propose right now! | If not, you can borrow mine...and well, was only kidding about the marriage stuff but you can pick any place you like and we can go play "honeymoon" someplace for a week? | Let's face it, that's a long time nowadays and a lot of marriages that are any fun... | ...don't last that long anyway. |
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15 years ago
Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' Its all cool, I said what i wanted to say, he said what he wanted to say in reply. Ps. Could you or Earl come sharpen my knives, they always seem to go blunt from scaping on copper, and gyprock and the like, and being used for all manner of things they weren't designed for....lol Cheers Nev.......knife abuser For that kind of behaviour with knives I think I will put you over my knee and spank you...I actually keep a knife on hand that is purposely designed for knife abusers like yourself...one I dont mind if it gets damaged... though I vote for Earl coming over and sharpening them - this way I get to see him too...hehe...we could both come and sharpen your knives...do a nice home kill...oh yeah Nev - now your talking one romantic weekend.. . Kisses Focus
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15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Horny and need it RIGHT NOW !!! looking for ...ANYONE Name....whatever you can slur out after I fetch all your beers, I'll be happy with baby. Skills....cook,clean,sew, suck a golf ball through a hose, scale and gut your fish. . . Now for the nitty gritty ..lol . I'm a woman who lives to only please her man, I promise I wont talk until you take the ball gag out, and only then to suck your dick! I have tiny hands so your cock will always look HUGE Love booty calls at 3am when your rolling pissed and just been kicked out of wherever you were, in fact I'll come pick you up in my little apron with nothing underneath......wave to all your mates, and say 'Yep he's all mine' and give myself a nice big slap on the arse !!!! My lipstick and makeup will still be perfect because I always go to bed that way , just in the hope you will call. Of course baby, you can put it in any hole you like, let me fetch the lube...... Your friends? sure why not, anything to please YOU. oh gosh I hope someone contacts me now should I add more, is it enough? . . . Fuck , I couldn't even type that with a straight face The old golf ball through a hose one is a but old hat....can i suggest you fire it up " suck your sheet through your arsehole"That ll get you noticed...............bahahahah
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15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' Its all cool, I said what i wanted to say, he said what he wanted to say in reply. Ps. Could you or Earl come sharpen my knives, they always seem to go blunt from scaping on copper, and gyprock and the like, and being used for all manner of things they weren't designed for....lol Cheers Nev.......knife abuser For that kind of behaviour with knives I think I will put you over my knee and spank you...I actually keep a knife on hand that is purposely designed for knife abusers like yourself...one I dont mind if it gets damaged... though I vote for Earl coming over and sharpening them - this way I get to see him too...hehe...we could both come and sharpen your knives...do a nice home kill...oh yeah Nev - now your talking one romantic weekend.. . Kisses Focus i gettin visions of a beast on a spit.crap, droolin on the keyboard,ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahawhen ya move ta NT Nev???????????????Earl
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15 years ago
of a time I set up a profile elsewhere...had pictures of a gorgeous, skinny chick, who would drink all day everyday, shag your mates unsafely, do drugs, was high maintenance and the guy could stay home while she went out and screwed anything, but he couldn't talk to another girl..etc et al...in 24 hours...that profile had HUNDREDS of messages.
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15 years ago
Exitonly bahaaaahhaa Oh I am soooo using that Luv it
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15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Oh so many funny ideas, thats it I have to change mine to suit all the darling men, to the detriment of my own pleasure of course. Gawd they gave us a rib for Pete's sake, we could at least be grateful, selfish cows we are !!!! My New Profile: Horny and need it RIGHT NOW !!! looking for ...ANYONE Name....whatever you can slur out after I fetch all your beers, I'll be happy with baby. Skills....cook,clean,sew, suck a golf ball through a hose, scale and gut your fish. . . Now for the nitty gritty ..lol . I'm a woman who lives to only please her man, I promise I wont talk until you take the ball gag out, and only then to suck your dick! I have tiny hands so your cock will always look HUGE Love booty calls at 3am when your rolling pissed and just been kicked out of wherever you were, in fact I'll come pick you up in my little apron with nothing underneath......wave to all your mates, and say 'Yep he's all mine' and give myself a nice big slap on the arse !!!! My lipstick and makeup will still be perfect because I always go to bed that way , just in the hope you will call. Of course baby, you can put it in any hole you like, let me fetch the lube...... Your friends? sure why not, anything to please YOU. oh gosh I hope someone contacts me now should I add more, is it enough? . . . Fuck , I couldn't even type that with a straight face im just about to do a rewrite...please let me use it i live in Tassie...i need all the help i can get roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh Roxxy I soooo double dare ya I would seriously laugh my guts out (where's the dang ROFL smiley when ya need it?) . . That oughta fix those anti-Tassie-ists good n proper
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15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Oh Roxxy I soooo double dare ya I would seriously laugh my guts out (where's the dang ROFL smiley when ya need it?) . . That oughta fix those anti-Tassie-ists good n proper sweetie you didnt need to double dare me...i would have done it for free lol all done...plus in the "i want to meet" section iv put..."im looking for a man with a huge cock to fill me and lots of friends" lets see how this one goes hehehe roxxy
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15 years ago
Thats it Im going for a look, you've just totally cracked me up PMSL
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15 years ago
it hasnt been approved yet give the good people at RHP time lol roxxy
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15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' | Can you stomach helping fill the freezer with fresh meat? I know a lot of women that love a good steak but are useless with a skinning knife. | Fish...you have to help clean the fish. | Beer...you drink that stuff and prefer whatever is on sale. I am glad you must hate imported beer...and certainly champagne and vintage scotch would make you say "ewwww". | Oh and when you find out that there is a $100 limit on 'your' platinum card...please be intelligent enough to say "wow, thanks....that's a lot of money". | Not only can I skin the damn thing but can kill it myself and dress it out as well. Beef, pork, mutton or bird (Can skin a rabbit in under 20 seconds) Can even tan the hide..... if required. Where do you think Focus learnt her skills? Just couldnt get her to cotton on to fishing...although I did try very hard. l Can bait my own hook, land the fish, clean, gut and fillet it and then cook it. l Sorry about the beer....in my youth I would drink anything but these days my palette has evolved and I like a crown lager or three. Maybe a drop of wine...but my tastes do not run to clearskins or Chateau-de-cardboard vintage. Not into scotch (due to a wild night as a teen) nor champagne...well not to drink anyway. l Shopping? Can shop all day and spend nothing. Dont own a credit card...platinum or otherwise. Oh I also sharpen my own knives.
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15 years ago
you have gotta tell us how many hits you get with that profile. Pure gold lol
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15 years ago
LMAO Roxxy it was there almost straight away, was laughing so hard, a little bit of wee came out . I am DYING to know how many hits you have, this is gold !!!
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15 years ago
What you are interested in both in and out of the bedroom, and what you look like. Obviously that covers a lot of possibilities, but I like to see things that fit with what I like, whether its good taste in music or a submissive woman, and pics always help. Of course thats not very specific, but just say what defines you as a person. Thats my two cents, anyway.
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15 years ago
Yo are now the sexiest woman on RHP b ya mile.........................when is the next boat to tassie............Ill bring some fish for you to scale and fillet for me and the boys to BBQ when we get there.......................
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15 years ago
Quoting 'playfulnoosa'Yo are now the sexiest woman on RHP b ya mile.........................when is the next boat to tassie............ Ill bring some fish for you to scale and fillet for me and the boys to BBQ when we get there....................... it is 7.30am saturday morning and i have had NO yes thats right NO flirts or messages from anyone new apart from Pergrine2 (female) who just thought it was funny hahaha but it gave us a great laugh at the tassie drinks night haha plus i was last on friday at about 2pm and since then i have had NO ONE look in haha....im really thinking nothing i do can help me lol so whats in a good womans profile then???...apparently NOT ROXXY haha roxxy
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15 years ago
while i was writing that last post i got a flirt whooohooooo a guest from WA who wants me to message him if i have some spare time whoop whoop maybe my luck is changing lol roxxy
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15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' so whats in agood womans profile then???...apparently NOT ROXXY haha roxxy ..change your profile pic to a Ford
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15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' while i was writing that last post i got a flirt whooohooooo a guest from WA who wants me to message him if i have some spare time whoop whoop maybe my luck is changing lol roxxyYou nutcase. Dont let my naughty daughter lead you astray while she is there. Love the new profile.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'TassieRose' so whats in agood womans profile then???...apparently NOT ROXXY haha roxxy ..change your profile pic to a Ford dont you talk to me...nasty nasty thing to say roxxy
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15 years ago
i got my first mail from someone about my profile it said...."thats cool" yep thats it...funny prick roxxy
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15 years ago
Loved reading all the responses, not so sure they are ALL super helpful thou lol! It couldn't hurt to message some of these peeps back, simply asking for feedback as to why they didn't get back to you? It could be for soooooo many reasons, they may have hooked up with someone else, they simply may have had too many people they were in contact with and u slipped away or they are just window shopping etc etc This site is pretty casual for some, so not everyone would feel obliged to explain their action or inaction, I know sometimes i just read forums and messages and flirts and don't do any responding, and then other times I focus on responding, but i may have left it so long that i only look at recent messages. If you ask people direct as a favour to assist you, I would think some people would offer you an answer? Just an idea anyhow :)
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15 years ago
its been up for a week and i have had anything 3 emails...the first one i posted above, the second from a girl that wrote to tell me how funny it was and the third from a bloke that is in town and wants to meet up (he doesnt really count) so i have come to the conclution its just me...im the problem, not my profile no matter what i write, if they dont like me, then nothing will help roxxy
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15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' its been up for a week and i have had anything 3 emails...the first one i posted above, the second from a girl that wrote to tell me how funny it was and the third from a bloke that is in town and wants to meet up (he doesnt really count) so i have come to the conclution its just me...im the problem, not my profile no matter what i write, if they dont like me, then nothing will help roxxy Its Tasmania hun...but we know how to fix that . Kisses Focus
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15 years ago
how does the bloke in town that wants to meet up NOT count? . now you owe him a pity-shag for being a meaniepants! xx Sarah
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15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' its been up for a week and i have had anything 3 emails...the first one i posted above, the second from a girl that wrote to tell me how funny it was and the third from a bloke that is in town and wants to meet up (he doesnt really count) so i have come to the conclution its just me...im the problem, not my profile no matter what i write, if they dont like me, then nothing will help roxxy No Roxxy let's keep at it, Im a determined little shit...lol When all else fails.......get the girls back out maybe time for some fun with the camera? . . Oh gawd this could be fun......lets have a think, what can we come up with for an eyepopper? . . Yesssssss Do what CNG suggested on the flavours thread,but take a pic of those babies chock full of yummy things to eat ......we'll get those damn men contacting you !!! . . nothing like "Changing the bait" oops I mean pic to get them licking the screen
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15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' how does the bloke in town that wants to meet up NOT count? . now you owe him a pity-shag for being a meaniepants! xx Sarah See I konw the answer to this one - he doesnt count because they had laready been chatting PRIOR to the profile change... . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' how does the bloke in town that wants to meet up NOT count? . now you owe him a pity-shag for being a meaniepants! xx Sarah See I konw the answer to this one - he doesnt count because they had laready been chatting PRIOR to the profile change... . Kisses Focus that makes sense. Pitiless shag then? :p . I''d like to see Roxxy expand DGT's idea and make em into a sundae. Complete with whipped cream and cherries. I just really love cherries...yummmmm . xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
she just doesnt like fruit...not happening..couldnt even get her to do chocolated coated fruit - says its a waste of good chocloate..lol . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' she just doesnt like fruit...not happening..couldnt even get her to do chocolated coated fruit - says its a waste of good chocloate..lol . Kisses Focus Chocolate's best consumed in paint form, off a naked body.
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RHP User
15 years ago
i wish i meet u
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RHP User
15 years ago
Holy shit...I figured it out! | This is so PERFECT...well, at least in my very humble opinion. | What is in a good woman's profile? | An endorsement by... | ....ME! | | Stop laughing...you know I will try anything.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' she just doesnt like fruit...not happening..couldnt even get her to do chocolated coated fruit - says its a waste of good chocloate..lol . Kisses Focus Chocolate's best consumed in paint form, off a naked body. Not overly fussed on the paint form stuff but melt some good quality chocolate mix it with some nice double cream then spread it all over my body and you have yourself a deal...oh wait I like that stuff too much - mind if I spread it all over yours instead . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' she just doesnt like fruit...not happening..couldnt even get her to do chocolated coated fruit - says its a waste of good chocloate..lol . Kisses Focus Chocolate's best consumed in paint form, off a naked body. Not overly fussed on the paint form stuff but melt some good quality chocolate mix it with some nice double cream then spread it all over my body and you have yourself a deal...oh wait I like that stuff too much - mind if I spread it all over yours instead . Kisses Focus that you would enjoy my triple-chocolate chilled cheesecake.....the fun one could have with a slice or two. You could even help me make one - not that I get melted chocolate and cream everywhere, but I'd be willing to make an exception in your case!
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RHP User
15 years ago
dibs on turning lesbian
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'perigrine2'dibs on turning lesbian If that woman is going to turn for anyone other than me I will be very disappointed...lol...all the effort I pout into fondling her...but I promise I was a good girl and kept my hands to myself while I was with her . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' she just doesnt like fruit...not happening..couldnt even get her to do chocolated coated fruit - says its a waste of good chocloate..lol . Kisses Focus Chocolate's best consumed in paint form, off a naked body. Not overly fussed on the paint form stuff but melt some good quality chocolate mix it with some nice double cream then spread it all over my body and you have yourself a deal...oh wait I like that stuff too much - mind if I spread it all over yours instead . Kisses Focus that you would enjoy my triple-chocolate chilled cheesecake.....the fun one could have with a slice or two. You could even help me make one - not that I get melted chocolate and cream everywhere, but I'd be willing to make an exception in your case! Tell me you would be wearing one...please????? / How do you make desserts with another person around and NOT get the ingredients 'accidently' everywhere??? I obviously need to spend more time cooking because thats a skill I havent managed to learn just yet . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' she just doesnt like fruit...not happening..couldnt even get her to do chocolated coated fruit - says its a waste of good chocloate..lol . Kisses Focus Chocolate's best consumed in paint form, off a naked body. Not overly fussed on the paint form stuff but melt some good quality chocolate mix it with some nice double cream then spread it all over my body and you have yourself a deal...oh wait I like that stuff too much - mind if I spread it all over yours instead . Kisses Focus that you would enjoy my triple-chocolate chilled cheesecake.....the fun one could have with a slice or two. You could even help me make one - not that I get melted chocolate and cream everywhere, but I'd be willing to make an exception in your case! Tell me you would be wearing one...please????? / How do you make desserts with another person around and NOT get the ingredients 'accidently' everywhere??? I obviously need to spend more time cooking because thats a skill I havent managed to learn just yet . Kisses Focus now that would be novel!It's a tragedy I know, but I haven't had the pleasure of making my desserts with another person around....at least, not an adult!By the way, how do you feel about chocolate mousse? Just throwing it out there...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' she just doesnt like fruit...not happening..couldnt even get her to do chocolated coated fruit - says its a waste of good chocloate..lol . Kisses Focus Chocolate's best consumed in paint form, off a naked body. Not overly fussed on the paint form stuff but melt some good quality chocolate mix it with some nice double cream then spread it all over my body and you have yourself a deal...oh wait I like that stuff too much - mind if I spread it all over yours instead . Kisses Focus that you would enjoy my triple-chocolate chilled cheesecake.....the fun one could have with a slice or two. You could even help me make one - not that I get melted chocolate and cream everywhere, but I'd be willing to make an exception in your case! Tell me you would be wearing one...please????? / How do you make desserts with another person around and NOT get the ingredients 'accidently' everywhere??? I obviously need to spend more time cooking because thats a skill I havent managed to learn just yet . Kisses Focus now that would be novel! It's a tragedy I know, but I haven't had the pleasure of making my desserts with another person around....at least, not an adult! By the way, how do you feel about chocolate mousse? Just throwing it out there... And I am in heaven - a huge white chocolate fan here - and boy do you need to live a little...I cant believe you would actually allow children into your kitchen....that is a big no no in my house (actually they have to be damn special children to be allowed in my house full stop) . Now where were we ...oh yes you were throwing white chocolate mousse at me...be prepared to get some on you in return but I promise I do clean up my messes . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' And I am in heaven - a huge white chocolate fan here - and boy do you need to live a little...I cant believe you would actually allow children into your kitchen....that is a big no no in my house (actually they have to be damn special children to be allowed in my house full stop) . Now where were we ...oh yes you were throwing white chocolate mousse at me...be prepared to get some on you in return but I promise I do clean up my messes . Kisses Focus White chocolate it is, then! Whipped cream, and maybe some nuts too..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'perigrine2'dibs on turning lesbian If that woman is going to turn for anyone other than me I will be very disappointed...lol...all the effort I pout into fondling her...but I promise I was a good girl and kept my hands to myself while I was with her . Kisses Focus no no...nothing will wind the guys up more than saying 'bugger off, I'm turning lesbian, you guys had your chance' - or thats the theory anyway. (and I'm closer anyway bwahahahaha. )xxxM
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' And I am in heaven - a huge white chocolate fan here - and boy do you need to live a little...I cant believe you would actually allow children into your kitchen....that is a big no no in my house (actually they have to be damn special children to be allowed in my house full stop) . Now where were we ...oh yes you were throwing white chocolate mousse at me...be prepared to get some on you in return but I promise I do clean up my messes . Kisses Focus White chocolate it is, then! Whipped cream, and maybe some nuts too.. Especially if they get you in the eye...lol...but I dont know what recipe you use but my white choc mousse recipe does not have nuts in it... . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
...I dont think my credit card would like that...lol . But you are right with the lesbian idea after all as we all know you only turn to girls because you havent ever been pleasured by a real man.. . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' And I am in heaven - a huge white chocolate fan here - and boy do you need to live a little...I cant believe you would actually allow children into your kitchen....that is a big no no in my house (actually they have to be damn special children to be allowed in my house full stop) . Now where were we ...oh yes you were throwing white chocolate mousse at me...be prepared to get some on you in return but I promise I do clean up my messes . Kisses Focus White chocolate it is, then! Whipped cream, and maybe some nuts too.. Especially if they get you in the eye...lol...but I dont know what recipe you use but my white choc mousse recipe does not have nuts in it... . Kisses Focus but whipped cream with nuts on top ain't bad at all. Of course, we could forgo the nuts and just drizzle melted chocolate on top instead....or would that just not make it to the mousse?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey TassieRose, it's two weeks on and I notice that your sexy new profile is still there, what's the update?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Damn!! I knew this was too good to be true....you dont really want to cook with me at all you just want to smear me with the ingredients!!! , Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Damn!! I knew this was too good to be true....you dont really want to cook with me at all you just want to smear me with the ingredients!!! , Kisses Focus It seems that my fiendish plan has been discovered! There's just no getting anything past you, Focus, is there? Now, however shall I be punished?I will, however, cook with you anytime!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' Damn!! I knew this was too good to be true....you dont really want to cook with me at all you just want to smear me with the ingredients!!! , Kisses Focus It seems that my fiendish plan has been discovered! There's just no getting anything past you, Focus, is there? Now, however shall I be punished? I will, however, cook with you anytime! Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'focusliason' Damn!! I knew this was too good to be true....you dont really want to cook with me at all you just want to smear me with the ingredients!!! , Kisses Focus It seems that my fiendish plan has been discovered! There's just no getting anything past you, Focus, is there? Now, however shall I be punished? I will, however, cook with you anytime! Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
....will I get chocolate if I beg?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'shock_andor' Hey TassieRose, it's two weeks on and I notice that your sexy new profile is still there, what's the update? nothing to report...on top of what i said above iv had 2 more flirts...one from a woman and one from a new bloke over here...havent read them yet though haha
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' Quoting 'shock_andor' Hey TassieRose, it's two weeks on and I notice that your sexy new profile is still there, what's the update? nothing to report...on top of what i said above iv had 2 more flirts...one from a woman and one from a new bloke over here...havent read them yet though haha I think I know why you are not getting the level of response that your profile warrants from the REAL men, it's the profile pic, my suggestion is update to a ferrari,, and pose spreadeagle across the bonnet, maybe with the ballgag for extra effect?I' m also thinking that the tag line might need work, pretty much anything with the words "hard" or "wet" should do.shock and/or
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' Quoting 'shock_andor' Hey TassieRose, it's two weeks on and I notice that your sexy new profile is still there, what's the update? nothing to report...on top of what i said above iv had 2 more flirts...one from a woman and one from a new bloke over here...havent read them yet though haha Can't see why Roxy I think the profiles a hit......you should be getting marriage proposals
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'rcflyer69'....will I get chocolate if I beg? on your knees boy! ., Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'rcflyer69'....will I get chocolate if I beg? on your knees boy! ., Kisses Focus I have to warn you that I *may* end up somewhat distracted by what's in front of me, and, well, let's just say it won't be the chocolate that gets a lickin'
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think a face pic is one of the first things I look for.... I have to be able to guage what it would be like to meet and talk to you... if I cant do that then Im gonna find it hard to imagine anything more...bodies are nice to look at but a sense of personality is provided in a face pic - but please... if you do put one up, dont for the love of sex, pout in it... nothing looks more rediculous...LS
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'shock_andor' Quoting 'TassieRose' Quoting 'shock_andor' Hey TassieRose, it's two weeks on and I notice that your sexy new profile is still there, what's the update? nothing to report...on top of what i said above iv had 2 more flirts...one from a woman and one from a new bloke over here...havent read them yet though haha I think I know why you are not getting the level of response that your profile warrants from the REAL men, it's the profile pic, my suggestion is update to a ferrari,, and pose spreadeagle across the bonnet, maybe with the ballgag for extra effect?I' m also thinking that the tag line might need work, pretty much anything with the words "hard" or "wet" should do.shock and/orall done...thanks for the tips roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey TassieRose,Well, your profile is now perfect. Truly, if you don't get any takers, it must be Tassie, which would explain why there are so many Taswegans in Melbourne, they just want some action.Ps-hope there is nothing wrong with the auto!shock and/or
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RHP User
15 years ago
flogged the 'new and improved' womans profile and updated my profile on another dating site. This will be interesting.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Love it Perigrine just went and had a squizzy Loved the bits about camming and pussy shots via phone LMAO
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RHP User
15 years ago
From my perspective, if I read a profile that sounds like its a real person I will keep reading. But we have to also be honest, not state we live say in Sydney somewhere say, and when you start to talk to the woman you find out she really lives in another country, or is part of an internet dating scam. Also honesty in the profile matters. I've been caught out, and yes it makes you cynical about profiles. Especially when you find the "same person" appear under different nicks. So what are we here for, to find "that special person" or to just hide and play out our fantasies and hurt others?
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RHP User
15 years ago
well, 5 days later (is that all? really? feels like weeks) the 'new and improved' profile on another FREE dating site has garnered....just 2 replies. Yep. TWO. Roxy...the newest one is 'separated', 36, local and an occasional smoker. I'll send him your way if you like :P This does seem to indicate that it is Tasmanian men, considering I'll do married ones.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'shock_andor' Hey TassieRose,Well, your profile is now perfect. Truly, if you don't get any takers, it must be Tassie, which would explain why there are so many Taswegans in Melbourne, they just want some action.Ps-hope there is nothing wrong with the auto!shock and/or well there was nothing wrong with her when she was taken off the road a while back...but now who knows, the ex stole the battery so i cant even start her hahaha its finally starting to work...whoohooo i got a message from a 62yo telling me he will fly oveer with his friends and "do me" and i get a message saying "im horny ring me 0400xxxxxxx ;-)" maybe this will work after all hahahaha roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' Quoting 'shock_andor' Hey TassieRose,Well, your profile is now perfect. Truly, if you don't get any takers, it must be Tassie, which would explain why there are so many Taswegans in Melbourne, they just want some action.Ps-hope there is nothing wrong with the auto!shock and/or well there was nothing wrong with her when she was taken off the road a while back...but now who knows, the ex stole the battery so i cant even start her hahaha its finally starting to work...whoohooo i got a message from a 62yo telling me he will fly oveer with his friends and "do me" and i get a message saying "im horny ring me 0400xxxxxxx ;-)" maybe this will work after all hahahaha roxxy I think you should ask the 62 yo to bring over a spare battery for the auto, I mean he'll have extra weight allowance if he comes with his friends. My only worry is, doesn't anyone actually have a sense of humour and get it? After a few weeks of RHP and others my faith in humanity is slipping, but my sense of humour is on the improve...although sarcasm doesn't seem to work for me either.shock and/or
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RHP User
15 years ago
Perigrine....seperated my big fat white arse...i just had a bloke that stupid me didnt think to ask about if he was married or not it wasnt til i swallowed his cum that he learned back and said "wow my wife doesnt do that" fucking prick...never trust them i say lol . shock my sweet if you dont have a sense of humour on here you will go crazy...mayeb thats my problem, im crazy and havent realised it yet but the 62yo is looking damn good...the only option i have right now hahahaha roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
if you send the married ones my way, I'll send the singles yours..yeah? :Pthe liars we'll string up and *do* properly
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RHP User
15 years ago
only two things i seen wrong with your profile to make it perfect 1 was the unattached man2 must have big cock what about us little guys that know what to do with it?
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RHP User
15 years ago
frack_me..... most men go by looks alone i have learned that if you're tall blonde and can only speak 4 words then a lot of men want u lol true believe me!NOW before anyone jumps on my back ,I said MOST not ALL.. I also get told my profile is pretty much no bs ,straight to the point,it's a bit of a talking point that I sat and wrote so much but I was sick of male BS in here and asking the same innane Q's when it's all in my profile......I don't put pics on profile as I need to be discreet but I also won't show my pic until im comfortable talking to the other person because too many times it goes by looks. Im no elle macpherson but im not bad either,Im an average female for my age group , a mother , a partner and I'm NOT cute ! cute is another polite meaning for ugly ...oh yes it is lolwomen need to put as much or as little on there profile as they feel comfortable with,the basics and a few talking points, show your sense of humour if you have one , nothing wrong with thathaving sex andfeeling at ease with the partner is a must so we laugh... put your feelings in print but don't go on about anythingthat doesn't matter, that may or may not be found out later...there are some very funny male / female profiles in rhp and that's the thing that gets my attention first not the looks. I prerfer to chat for a bit if it's easy then we go from thereif the males don't like us for who we are then they don't deserve us at all.. but most in here are pretty much ok :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'FireWenWet'only two things i seen wrong with your profile to make it perfect 1 was the unattached man 2 must have big cock what about us little guys that know what to do with it? problem with that is i dont do attached men at all ever...so all his mates better be single lol and a small cock...come on im worth more than a teeny tiny cock lol roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
You amuse me darling girl. I think I may change sides and start chasing your "fat white arse' around the kitchen with a teatowel. Go fetch me another beer while I crank up the mower.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee'You amuse me darling girl. I think I may change sides and start chasing your "fat white arse' around the kitchen with a teatowel. Go fetch me another beer while I crank up the mower. There are many girls changing sides this week Looks as if the men aren't going to getting any at all soon!! hehe
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