Oh to be a Girly Unicorn...

I'm a girly Unicorn. I'm happy, and I'm free.

I love being in the middle, where both of you touch me.

Oh, to be that girly Unicorn, playful, wild, and sweet.

I am sparkles to your relationship, you both grow closer after every time we meet.

Dinner, drinks and weekends away, I adore our sexy plays.

I'll lick her cunt and make her scream, and he gets blown away.

The attention you give me is never boring or plain.

I dance between your laughter and also cuddle you when it rains.

When the date is set, I arrive on request dressed in lace, bright and pink.

She sits on my face, and he fucks me straight away and cums far quicker than you’d think.

I’m the girly Unicorn he calls when she's in tears.

I'll explain the female perspective, and soon you'll have no fears.

When I get sad and my heart is broken, they both rush to rescue me.

He says it's his loss, and I deserve so much. She says he didn't deserve me.

Then I go on a new date, and they can't wait to hear how it went.

Turned out to be a dud, I am out of luck. So come drink with us instead.

I am not just his friend, I am not just her friend. It is both of you that count.

To be close to one and not the other would feel rather unbalanced and unsound.

Being that girly Unicorn is not about me or just about you two.

I am not an object, a role, nor a service. It's a friendship that's wholesome and true.

The sex is great, the connection is real, and we meet with other swingers, too.

Yet it's not just sex; our families are friends, and we also have social dos.

Yet it's not a throuple, I am free to be single every day.

You both live your lives, and I do mine, but we are there for each other in every way.

Oh, to be a girly Unicorn where you are loved by two, not one.

To cook, to shop, to talk, to touch when it feels like we've all won.

Should I meet my man and fall in love, can I stop the plays?

Of course you can, we want you to be happy. We'll always be your friends, they say.

-- Expressing my gratitude to all my couple friends --