Table Cape Lighthouse
January 17 2026
So I chatted to this very relaxed and laid back sort of guy for a few hours one Sunday afternoon. Nothing spicy, half the time I wondered if he was a travelling modern poet with the way he was speaking.
End of the night he says would you like to catch up for a coffee and I’m like yep ok sounds fine to me. Instead of a busy cafe we decide to head to Table Cape light house area and he will bring the coffee.
I have no idea what this dude looks like, and I end up being chatted to by a couple of tourists and miss seeing his van park up.
I turn around and there’s 3 people. There’s an older man, a woman maybe my age and a younger man, and I just thought ok right the older one, just drink your coffee, make some excuse and fuck off fast.
As I walked over the older man and the woman walked away and the younger one had the two coffees. :)
We said our hellos and chit chatted and then he followed up with would I like to sit in his van and finish the coffee.
So front seat here we are, taking about kinks and he asks if Im feeling comfortable. We finished the coffees and he comments that the window tint is very dark and how he has a swag in the back and would I like to get cosy.
I say yes, there’s nothing wrong with making out I guess in public spot with tourists driving in and walking about, (what can happen?) I climbed in and sat down, he took off his shoes and Im like oops, you can take mine off too of you like.
I kid you not, those sandals were off and he’s kissing his way up my legs, pushing the dress up as he does, and asking if Im ok with this.
I’m sitting there with big eyes thinking no fucking way.
But yes way, he gets to the knickers, kisses them all over and by this stage Im like game on big girl !
I can hear people chattering away out there, and my knickers are pushed aside and he’s feasting like he’s not been fed in a week.
I was in total shock (and awed) Truly I looked down and my feet are 3/4 of the way up each side of the sliding door. I can see the top of his head and eyes, the trees out the window and the blue sky.
I have NEVER met anyone so smooth, or so confident in my entire life. Once I finish a couple of times he slides up my body, undoes his zip and got to work commenting oh so casually about the benefits of the tinted windows, and are you having a nice time Elizabeth.
We finish, he pulls the sleeping bag up and starts chattering away, lots of what I'd normally call after care with stroking and petting and nattering away about the negative space the sky makes in the trees and how the breeze is so nice over sweaty bodies.
I’m giggling away to myself thinking WTF are you doing , you are 60 not 16 !
Bit of a rest and round 2 came and went, I've still got my dress and knickers on !
Then he smacked my arse a few times, enough to bruise and im like wow really… 🫦
By this stage I have to go, he puts my sandals back on my feet, adjusts my dress, passes me my sun glasses and hat. Asks if I'm well and do I need anything else.
I said goodbye, grabbed the coffee cups and walked to the bin where this woman started chatting about a snake she’d seen, and Im standing there like a log and nodding.
Eventually I got back to my car, drove off and just started cackling manically.
Even now I laugh and think, one minute I was drinking coffee and the next… I wasn’t.
It was surreal I tell you.
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