The Great Chastity Cage Saga

We waited with great anticipation for the postman to arrive bearing a discreetly wrapped parcel containing a male chastity cage. When it finally turned up, it proved to be reassuringly solid and substantial. I thought it would make a wonderfully weighty reminder of the pleasures to come through devoted service.

Unfortunately, when we attempted to fit the device, we encountered a slight issue involving movement and growth, despite my having assumed he had been sufficiently drained earlier. In hindsight, I was, rather regrettably, an obstacle to success.

So, flying solo late last night, he persevered and eventually managed to get it on. Alas, at 4 a.m. he awoke in enough discomfort to require the removal of the aforementioned torture chamber.

This afternoon, therefore, it fell to me to discover how one properly sizes these delightful little instruments of confinement and to source something more appropriately proportioned.

For me, this is a charming problem to have. For the person being fitted, apparently rather less so.

What has surprised me is just how complicated sizing these things can be. Girth, ring size, cage length, and even supportive belts all need to be considered. Why is there no shop where I can simply say, "I'd like a ring of this diameter and a cage of this length, fashioned in shiny blue steel with tasteful flashes of iridescence, please"? Surely this is an untapped business opportunity waiting for some enterprising soul.

I have spent much of the afternoon reading, researching, and becoming educated in areas I hadn't previously realised were lacking in my knowledge. The diagrams were informative, and the photographs positively divine.

I do rather wish I could ask a previous partner how he achieved such a satisfactory fit, but he's no longer on this earth, and I suspect discussing such sinful pleasures with heaven may be frowned upon.

Nevertheless, I am now armed with a tape measure, a piece of string, and detailed instructions explaining that both the anatomy in question and a finger should fit comfortably through the ring, and that measurements ought to be taken throughout the day.

So, if you would be so kind: can you please be cooperative and try not to get an erection while I'm measuring?

Any other suggestions, wisdom, or helpful advice will be gratefully received.