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Oh My Gush, an oral aficionado

March 10 2017

Ok, so it has been pussy eating munch'athon in the forums of late, but some people might be wondering just how much of it is hubris, and just how much holey-fucking-moley action is really going on So, question: in your experience, what proportion of lovers are true oral aficionados? Have been been left sex-magic'ed, or meh'ed by most? Even though it has been pussy galore in the forums my question is for all recipients of oral. Oh and for me - it's been a majority of meh, and counting on one hand, magic. Over to you

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    😂😂😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I admire your patience but it doesn't matter how many times you reiterate, if they don't read, they will never get it right. Just let them be, I am actually enjoying the laughs (albeit a whole lot of eye rolling) this thread brings 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Between you and I, I'm just giving peeps a sporting chance. Don't want those playing along at home to think I'm into shooting fish in a barrel. Fish heads do stink up a hole and so many are demanding a sparkling clean dinner plate. All those taking cheap shots from the peanut gallery will be hogtied and spanked (petted and tendered to, kissed and praised, then spanked again. You naughty, naughty minxes)

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    That's just my preference. Once I start down there I dont want to stop and there's nothing like watching and listening a woman come - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Naughtydouble

    Naughtydouble

    9 years ago

    Takes time to learn and every song is to be played different , Some songs we hit that note straight up others need a little fine tuning just feel the vibes and lesson to the breathing - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Op luv being the recipient of great oral as much as giving it. Definitely an art form that takes great skill and practice. Have meet a few in my time who have literally blown my mind whilst making a withdrawal at the sperm bank. 😉😂Like anything if there heart and head are into it then your on a winner. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    As for good at the skills.. wife doesn't let me go down on her (but I love it), have you considered running classes on the art of yoni worship man skills perfection with a grading at the end of the semester. I am in perth so you might need to fly in for the grading session. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Rick_Blaine' What's with all the men saying how much they love giving head "as long as she's clean"??? Who've you been going down on that you feel the need to stipulate that??? And not just stipulate it, but stipulate it UP FRONT??? It would never cross my mind that a woman I'd got to the point of wanting to sleep with wouldn't wash. I find it bizarre. thank you. I thought it was just me, but reading all the comments from men re so long as women are clean ??? Of course we are, shit I spend hours preparing for a meet, particularly when I think anal might come into play. I would think it's a given, even when it's an outdoor random encounter, I'll jump in the ocean lol or flush with a big bottle of water, clean is important but I wouldn't think women need to be reminded of this. Nice to hear a comment about that from a guy. Well done

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    are you magic PepperRose and your girlfriends ? It's loaded question :p~ Still way too early to answer your's, yet. Mado Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Would love to learn the art - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Mado. Naw, not a magician. More a witch. And not the bewitching kind either. More the type to cackle and poke it with a stick ,) My friends on the other hand are rather magical and very bewitching. braden. More wise than you appear, to ask rather than assume you know what you're doing. Two words - Nina Hartley

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Two. I've found the ones who think they're masters at it, aren't. It's the ones who don't brag about it who are the true masters at it. Much like the saying "it's the quiet ones you have to really look out for". Oral isn't an absolute must for me as everyone is different and everyone has their own things they're good at. It's more about the connection that's causes the real mind blowing I think.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Quoting 'PepperRose' Two words - Nina Hartley Yes... I have already seen too... Long before I ever had the chance on a real person I had to learn properly somewhere :)

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    I can count on one hand (and it's an even number lol) the people I've been with who have really known their way around my pussy, responded to my body and my moans .... and gave me mind blowing clitoral orgasms, the type I love 💕 Most other people thought that some moaning from me and a squirt achieved with their fingers was all I needed .... I don't bother correcting people :) Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Oral is the first thing to do when commencing a session of pleasure

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm a vaginatarian I love kissing it licking it sucking it sliding fingers into that tender spot behind the clit. Can and will do it for as long as you let me stay down there. You can booty call me just to go down on you nothing required in return at all.... Unfortunately I have never been able to cum from oral alone, sometimes I feel bad because the lady giving it is absolutely amazing at it but I just can't get over the edge. Happy licking and sucking

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    You hit the nail on the head Purplehaze. If they are truly enjoying everything about it and genuinely want to give your pussy the attention it deserves, they will take their time and as with a kiss, you will be able to tell if they really mean it. As with anything in life, If you love doing something and do it with passion, you usually do a better job of it. Quoting 'purplehaze4u' Guy that truly loved worshipping my pussy and was amazing at it. Took his time to tease it used to drive me crazy. Sad there isnt more like him. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • 666_In_Disguise

    666_In_Disguise

    9 years ago

    Yes that is me. For some reason missus was never comfortable letting me eat her down there for any amount of time. Specially since we had kid. So I am missing it very much from my sex menu, along with everything else I may add. Sometimes I could not give a shit about having sex if only was I allowed to spend whatever time I wanted down there. I could not care about reciprocating either. In fact my horny fantasy revolves around multiple women, one sitting on my face, one riding the shaft and two more on each of my fingers. The sad thing is I still don't know my true potential and I fear the time is running out for me to find out, bugger.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I am by no means an aficionado but i do enjoy giving head As for me, i have been quite lucky with the men in my life & their oral skills. Especially recently. To me, good oral is 80% tongue & 20% fingers. Fingers absolutely have to make an appearance

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I love oral (giving and receiving) and see it as an essential part of fore play. I absolutely love working out what a girl likes when I go down there and I love her getting off on what I'm doing...I get more turned on knowing I'm pleasing her and am always open to suggestions and tips as I'm going to make sure she gets the best experience possible. When it comes to to receiving, I'm very vocal, so it's not hard to know when she is doing the right things...but I'm usually shy in actually giving tips unless I know someone well enough because I don't want to offend and ruin the whole thing.

  • luv2meatu

    luv2meatu

    9 years ago

    Well personally I really enjoy eating a woman out and ill take all the time needed to make her orgasm.....though I have found that some woman find it impossible to orgasm through oral alone..........on the receiving side of things in my experience it's dependant on whether the woman likes to have a guy blow in her mouth or not.......a woman that doesn't is less likely to put in the effort (whether through dislike or trust) for fear of the guy not stopping her before its too late. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Sure wish I could offer you my attentions :)

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    And what a crack up it's been, I've been crying from laughing so hard 😂 Pepper - I bow down to you and your dripping swollen convulsing pussy 😝 To answer your question - I've only ever had one amazing guy for oral and that's hubby. There's been two that have managed to get me to orgasm while also using a finger and the rest? Pffft. It's harsh but it's the truth. And enthusiasm is great and much appreciated really, but it's like someone putting a huge amount of effort into cooking you a meal that's bland and forgettable. Thanks so much for all of your hard work, but I won't ask for you to cook the same meal again. I admit to not being honest when it comes to giving guys feedback. I usually give them some direction but give up in the end.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    With my poor track record, of asking a question (See exhibit A: this thread), I think I am going to resort to interpretive dance, to give future feedback.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    The thread that keeps on giving just gave again - your meal analogy is bloody brilliant! Pepper, I'd pay to see that dance

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    In my experience 90 percent have been meh.. I have only ever had one encounter where I was literally "blown" away. That was with an older lady who truly worshiped my cock. 😍😍😍 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Going down on a lady but it's so annoying when I think they're close but a have to swallow or move, which breaks the rhythm, so you have to basically have to start all over again. The tongue cramps are the worst.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    You made me swallow my eyeroll, when I saw this thread get bumped. That seems a fairly common hit/miss rate, around these parts. Your participation has popped you in the hit group, of this thread. Welcome .)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ...no less than six erogenous and highly sensitive places below the waistline that will almost ensure that she has an a amazing orgasm. Go for number seven and capture her mind...let it mingle and flow with yours. You will never regret it nor finding one of the three drivers in our personality make-up. Physical, mental or emotional... the choice is yours. Best....... CM

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You have just made my day! Someone who can read, and then actually answer the question which was asked, rather than trying to carry on about how awesome their skills are. YAY for you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well, I'm no genius! But it's not hard! You just read the question and answer it! Haha.. I wonder if some ppl know that there is a section on your profile to brag about how good you are??? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Quoting 'rigsty9' Well, I'm no genius! But it's not hard! You just read the question and answer it! Haha.. I wonder if some ppl know that there is a section on your profile to brag about how good you are??? geez mate, that's not how we do things around here, get with the program! Every post must be boasting about how good you are and how many hours you can be good at it for. This whole "reading and comprehension" angle you're playing - it's a fools errand, they'll have you packed up and outta here quick smart. You didn't even use "sensual" once, or suggest that you can engage her brain as well and play the "you're so very clever" flattery angle. I say this not to be harsh but to help ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Excuse me S_OnTheLoose??? Did you even read the actual question the OP asked? Did you see my previous reply before you decided to criticize me?? Obviously not!! Get with the program! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I can't speak for S - I'd mever look as good in chaps, be that was a rather droll comment by he, as he pointed out what those who came and fell before you, defeated by the question. S takes some getting used to. I recommend tequila and lube

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Rigsty... I think you missed the very tongue in cheek (hopefully butt cheek) tone that S was most likely using... Like Pepper, I wont speak for S, but also agree that tequila and lube help when swallowing some of his stuffs Oh my gush... he does fill out chaps like no one else

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yes pure humour, nothing else sinister in that post 😃

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Actually reading the op and answering on topic haha follow me around the forum to learn how NOT to stay on topic. Your post was perfect, we're just having a laugh at our own wayward posting habits. Maybe I should speak for myself there 😀

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Oh, my bad! 😕 lol.. - Posted from rhpmobile

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