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what do you guys really want??????
March 19 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Two tits a hole and a heartbeat.
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RHP User
16 years ago
im in.... yesssssss finally roxxy xxx...doh your married...damn maybe the next one
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ahhhh Geezzz... One thing I agree with is that you are such a independant Miss with a mind to suit.. Yup' 'for me' that is just as much a attraction as it is a challenge. Theres nothing more appealling than a girl who knows what she wants in and out of bed' just as long as she can match her prowess to her confidence and ability.. And really' theres nothing worse than a opinionated woman who lay's spread eagle expecting a mind blowing orgasm.. ( just because she can ) without giving much in return..Stimulating love making is a two way street..... Get that right and the decision to swallow or not becomes a whole lot less of a issue.....if it's going to happen... it just will... I once dated a girl who was in a popular soapy show.. she was portrayed as a sexy lil thing on screen and she was the same in real life.. She once confided she felt some guys felt intimidated by her presence because of who she was and the confident way she presented herself ... and she perfered to keep it that way.. Does that sound like someone we know... lol... BTW... we are still friends.. Mr JJ...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ahhhh Geezzz... One thing I agree with is that you are such a independant Miss with a mind to suit.. Yup' 'for me' that is just as much a attraction as it is a challenge. Theres nothing more appealling than a girl who knows what she wants in and out of bed' just as long as she can match her prowess to her confidence and ability.. And really' theres nothing worse than a opinionated woman who lay's spread eagle expecting a mind blowing orgasm.. ( just because she can ) without giving much in return..Stimulating love making is a two way street..... Get that right and the decision to swallow or not becomes a whole lot less of a issue.....if it's going to happen... it just will... I once dated a girl who was in a popular soapy show.. she was portrayed as a sexy lil thing on screen and she was the same in real life.. She once confided she felt some guys felt intimidated by her presence because of who she was and the confident way she presented herself ... and she perfered to keep it that way.. Does that sound like someone we know... lol... BTW... we are still friends.. Mr JJ...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Congrats. Do you get a special prize? :) Fab.
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RHP User
16 years ago
VERY late to this thread, but I got here *huff puff* I think that it is very appealing making sure that a woman knows what she wants and is up front with you about anything. For me in just about every relationship i've been in this has frustrated me - it hasn't been a source of tension in all of them, but it is the closest thing to a 'constant' I have experienced - could be shit luck, and obviously not all are like that, but I definitely feel that if anything sticks out in my mind its that. I dislike games and perhaps that is tied in with my personality to a degree. And when I say up front - I mean sex, the relationship (depending on type of relationship) etc. There's nothing worse than shit coming out later or at the worst time possible. I really dislike beating around the bush when it comes to anything - not to say i'm tactless either ;) (also hi, new to forums and RHP :D) Also justjuice - I have to agree about the 'mutual' and give-take side of things. Personally it excites me being able to give back just as much as receiving.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'fab69'Congrats. Do you get a special prize? :) Fab. thank you Fab...i gave myself a little something yes..... roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'justjuice' Ahhhh Geezzz... One thing I agree with is that you are such a independant Miss with a mind to suit.. Yup' 'for me' that is just as much a attraction as it is a challenge. Theres nothing more appealling than a girl who knows what she wants in and out of bed' just as long as she can match her prowess to her confidence and ability.. And really' theres nothing worse than a opinionated woman who lay's spread eagle expecting a mind blowing orgasm.. ( just because she can ) without giving much in return..Stimulating love making is a two way street..... Get that right and the decision to swallow or not becomes a whole lot less of a issue.....if it's going to happen... it just will... I once dated a girl who was in a popular soapy show.. she was portrayed as a sexy lil thing on screen and she was the same in real life.. She once confided she felt some guys felt intimidated by her presence because of who she was and the confident way she presented herself ... and she perfered to keep it that way.. Does that sound like someone we know... lol... BTW... we are still friends.. Mr JJ... Are you talking about me again or are you referring to a different Anna?? hehe..ahh..opinionated yes, spread eagle no. In fact if there's any time I let a man lead is on the dance floor and in the bedroom. Mum said sometimes you got to play "dumb" and let the men do their things even if you are the one pulling the string. Quote: Let the man be the head but the woman, the neck - the neck turns the head. See I was born to please, trained to serve. Me also work very hard in the bedroom. Zero complains so far :))) Unless you are not talking about this nice Anna.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Firstly for me , I want a woman that looks good in a dress or a skirt as well as jeans or pants and I want her to be a woman.I like it to be fun in the bedroom and out cause thats what lifes all about.some people really carry on with crap when it comes to what we want and what women want.I know I just want SEX and there are lots of women out there that want that to.so be cool and cruze with the happy times
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RHP User
16 years ago
OB, you can be as late as you like...but just remember a woman hates it when you come early hehe upfront and honest...cant be hard to find surely...but i agree nothing worse than when your arguing and someone brings up something you did 6 months ago and you have no clue what they are on about oh and by the way...welcome to the forums...have fun with them xx forgottenit, have you been reading other posts...lol...but yes i agree nothing worse than having to put up with crap when all you want is sex...good luck finding a woman that looks sexy no matter what she wears xx mikle, anytime you want to take me over that line again, you just lt me know hehehe...with the mrs ofcourse xx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
You know damb well it was you I was refering to.....lol. But one thing I must clarify .... The soapy girl I refered to ...obviously that wasnt you... But she is the person you most remind me of when I read your posts and profile... Just as sure of herself and just as cocky... and undoubtably just as sexy.. Intellect and Independence you do possess' fabulous qualities... but being the neck wouldnt do you much good because this is one of the most favored places I like to snuggle into.. soft kisses and gentle biting to the neck and earlobes usually causes the head to recline back exposeing even more of this sensitive vuneralble zone. So I'm sure your erogenous neck area could be made null and void if ever teased by a guy who really knows his way around.... LOL. Now dont you go telling me you would only let the guy think he's in control. If he's in there feasting on your neck.. Im sure once you get that far' there would be no turning back....He He.. In fact' I could always play dumb and let the lady think shes the neck... I dont mind either... tc MR JJ xx PS. I dont know why half of my last post was in bold print..... ? wasnt my doing maybe RHP ?
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RHP User
16 years ago
whats you take on 21yo bbw lol cause u sound perfect lackoffun
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RHP User
16 years ago
well lackoffun maybe this is your perfect special lady have we found a wonderful match here or what????? roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well I don't want much I want it all. Hey I don't want for much. Anna J so sorry your femminist view doesn't really bother me that much. I had my little rant. Not many people got my point. Lol. What I meant that women expect way too much from my bretheren. Firstly we have to hunt you and thus run the risk of being shot down in flames. Then we need to find the right amount of chasing. Shit if we get as far as getting your number if we call the next day we are too eager if we leave it till after Tuesday we are a player and couldn't line up any thing else for the weekend. It's stuff like this that makes me slightly jaded. Maybe I'm best suited to dumb bimbo type. Lol. Fab
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RHP User
16 years ago
see this is the part im not getting...why do you have to wait????...just ring her do you have to have a time limit....why cant you just ring her on the way home or the next morning?????...whats wrong with that???? i understand everything else that you want/need from a woman...your not asking alot, not a lot at all xx dumb bimbo type awaiting a Fabulous msg in her inbox hehehe.... roxxy xxx....shameless
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16 years ago
Quoting 'justjuice' You know damb well it was you I was refering to.....lol. But one thing I must clarify .... The soapy girl I refered to ...obviously that wasnt you... But she is the person you most remind me of when I read your posts and profile... Just as sure of herself and just as cocky... and undoubtably just as sexy.. Intellect and Independence you do possess' fabulous qualities... but being the neck wouldnt do you much good because this is one of the most favored places I like to snuggle into.. soft kisses and gentle biting to the neck and earlobes usually causes the head to recline back exposeing even more of this sensitive vuneralble zone. So I'm sure your erogenous neck area could be made null and void if ever teased by a guy who really knows his way around.... LOL. Now dont you go telling me you would only let the guy think he's in control. If he's in there feasting on your neck.. Im sure once you get that far' there would be no turning back....He He.. In fact' I could always play dumb and let the lady think shes the neck... I dont mind either... tc MR JJ xx PS. I dont know why half of my last post was in bold print..... ? wasnt my doing maybe RHP ? LOL, the neck..so I can't even be the goddamn neck? What has the world come to? Ok, then I'll be oesophagus - surely that wouldn't be subjected to tantalizing snuggles. If the head pisses piss me off, I'll acid-reflucxed it to death...hehe. Ok, the truth is, sometimes you are the neck, sometimes you are the head. Its not about winning. Its about what works to the best interest for both parties in the long run, don't you think? Nah, don't believe what you read in the profile, its there to act as default-fllter - I am quite sweet and nice and innocent (and sickenenly humble) in real life...really!! hahahaha xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
You are so right Roxxie. Just do it. That has been my problem. I see one my type I imediately say to myself she's taken. I need to just do it. And have faith in love and who I am. ps dumb bimbos tend to drive me nuts. Sweet and well meaning on the other hand well????
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RHP User
16 years ago
OESOPHHAGUS.... whhhattt ... now play fair you sweet and nice ( and sickenly humble ) hunk of woman .. Do you know how many times I had to go back and re read this just to spell this OESOPH thing ????? Before you say anything' I do know what and where it is ' just had a mind bender trying to spell it... he he... not just a handsome face you know... lol Quote' " Dont believe what you read in my profile.". Awwwwww Anna.. dont go and spoil the image now .. grrrrrrr. Use it as your default filter as you say... but the way it reads shows a hot inventive mind ....Im sure most of it is true anyway ' yes .....lol... Ha Ha' > " I cant even be the goddam neck" if you are not the neck or the head you are the Osofigus.. < wasnt going to try and spell that again ) Geez... how romantic... I dont know how thats going to work for both parties... It's a area I never tryed to hard to make love to... I think.. lol.. mind boggles... but where theres a will... Anyway' as long as the other gurly bits are still aligned ' can always get off trying... oppps hahahahah tc xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hmm Jose sums up the simple pleasures of sharing time with a woman, Nomad reminds us of the difficulty of not getting itchy feet when standing on our same little patch of green grass, wasn't it greener in the past?Whadda we all want?Oh how do I know, for myself I want to enjoy people who I can connect with and keep connecting and reconnecting with. Someone who doesn't just expect life to happen but knows they have to learn, grow, make choices and deal with consequences. And after all that someone I feel deep love for and from would be nice!
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RHP User
16 years ago
i hope you have found that connection and growth and definately that great love with each other.... it all seems to be what most of us are looking for .....so keep working at it and leep it strong xx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'fab69'You are so right Roxxie. Just do it. That has been my problem. I see one my type I imediately say to myself she's taken. I need to just do it. And have faith in love and who I am. ps dumb bimbos tend to drive me nuts. Sweet and well meaning on the other hand well???? damn Fab im having trouble keeping up haha....ok dumb bimbo type out the window......sweet and well meaning in....mwahhhhh......Fab just do it, you know you want too.....go for it xx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'justjuice' OESOPHHAGUS.... whhhattt ... now play fair you sweet and nice ( and sickenly humble ) hunk of woman .. Do you know how many times I had to go back and re read this just to spell this OESOPH thing ????? Before you say anything' I do know what and where it is ' just had a mind bender trying to spell it... he he... not just a handsome face you know... lol Quote' " Dont believe what you read in my profile.". Awwwwww Anna.. dont go and spoil the image now .. grrrrrrr. Use it as your default filter as you say... but the way it reads shows a hot inventive mind ....Im sure most of it is true anyway ' yes .....lol... Ha Ha' > " I cant even be the goddam neck" if you are not the neck or the head you are the Osofigus.. < wasnt going to try and spell that again ) Geez... how romantic... I dont know how thats going to work for both parties... It's a area I never tryed to hard to make love to... I think.. lol.. mind boggles... but where theres a will... Anyway' as long as the other gurly bits are still aligned ' can always get off trying... oppps hahahahah tc xxx Ahahaha...and English is my 5th language! Fab 69 - you only live once and youth is a fleeting thing. Just do it! Its all about experiencing. Now now, Mr and Mrs JJ, I know what you are thinking...baby steps for me..baby steps! Give me 10 years and if you are still think I am a sexy piece of cocky meat then, bring on the 4some! :))))))
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RHP User
16 years ago
Awwww Anna ... Really ? Baby steps ? C/mon now... I thought you were smarter than that.... No' you didnt know what I was thinking and what you are thinking is slightly off course... Quote: you only live once and youth is a fleeting thing' Just do it! Its all about experiencing. I know that comment was'nt directed at me' and what you say is so true... but really' theres no one age group that has a mortgage on enjoying experience especially here on RHP. I WAS being playfull' .. I 'WAS' enjoying the exchanges ' I was also perfectly aware I was playing with a controlling woman with a likely outcome such as this' so I am not completely surprised... But I am guilty of enjoying the challenge. If you really knew me, you would know that I am playfull with most ppl in my life. not just you.. But as long as your genitals are different to mine there will always be awareness..and suspicion.... right ? Anna' the baby steps comment was cheap and unnessasary.... BTW' Mrs JJ is completely unaware of this. Not that she' would mind... she's not that fickle. She also loves it when I tease and make light of things.. in fact she says thats what makes our marriage what it is.. You heard the saying ' never judge a book by the cover' ? Check out our pics sometime... Bet we look completely different to what you have in your mind.. Take care...and good luck .... Mr JJ.
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RHP User
16 years ago
The baby comment was meant for me, not u...in ref to our previous old posting. Know I shouldn't had mixed the presciption. Its totally unrelated! As if I would judge, even if I do, I think you are one of the site's coolest couple. Its all good. xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Looks like I just put my big foot in my mouth..... Yep' I miss read the prescription.. my bad.. sorry baby steps But something good just came outta my stuff up' and thats to find out that besides having a pretty face' you also have good taste in cool couples... back at you baby steps xxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'justjuice' Looks like I just put my big foot in my mouth..... Yep' I miss read the prescription.. my bad.. sorry baby steps But something good just came outta my stuff up' and thats to find out that besides having a pretty face' you also have good taste in cool couples... back at you baby steps xxxxx you guys sound like a roooly cool couple.might just be me but a girl greeting me with a totally pink face with no features couldpossibly be a bit offputting.....ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Apologies for not getting back to you sooner Dahlink, however my box runneth over with so many emails from boys that would ordinarily be at a learning institution of some kind. Re the PI: I knew all about him and your MO. I am, after all, a former GI J! Tho please, next time you secure the services of a super spy, please make sure you get one who's license doesn't come in a fruit loop cereal box. And you know very well that it's always your name I scream when in the throes of passion....you are still under the impression you're a God aren't you?...hehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok, so that was totally gross...tho I guess its time that everyone found out where we first met....Sexual Tourettes anonymous. By the looks of your latest outburst, mein liebling, I believe its time you got some real live pussay and since Im saving myself for our nuptial gang bang. Im sending you the next best thing. Pulsating pussy 2000 express posted and on its way to you. Go Hard Liebsten und vergessen Sie nicht Ihre kleine rote Tabletten nach jeder Mahlzeit nehmen! keine Manner in weiBen Kitteln kommen für Sie nur noch xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
(Quoting litttle Britain there) Oh God No! Could it be the hubby is pulling a shifty and changing tactics!? How verrrry daaaaaare you! Don't change a hair on your chinny chin chin Herr hubby & whatever you do....DONT shut up!! You are perfect the way you are...sorta kinda...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ah,now theres the man I know and lust over...not sure where you disappeared to last night honey loins but ever so glad you're home! And to a house full of guests no less! Perhaps its time you added an extension to the 'love shack'? Hm, that won't do....Earl suggested we upgrade the winnethingyamebob to a shaggin wagon-train....Now_or_never recommended a further upgrade to a motel, however thats stationary....hmm....heres an idea! How about....a "LOVIN BOAT' to cater for all our 'nauti (cal) needs? Your thoughts my lil shaggadelic one?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Enjoy! mwuah!
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RHP User
16 years ago
myname I suggested a Hotel not a Motel...lol My friend would be very angry if I said she worked in a "motel". I do so hope she doesn't read this forum... My suggestion was really an alternative for a meeting of the 3 banga sisters..yourself,OBS and roxxy...My imagination and new found self confidence ran away with me when roxxy siad she wud come over for your next meet n' greet. The coach, specially laid out to suit, is still the way to go. Thought Vulva might provide one..good advertising for them... Tried using real names but post didn't get past mods. Film equipment by sunny etc. Boat... great idea!!! sponsurs not sure?? Mikel I'm sure there's a lawn on roof of motel....mite be rtficail grass
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RHP User
16 years ago
why buy ze meelk when u ave ze cow at 'ome? Oh and pardon moi for ze weendy conditions.....i blame eet on ze beans u cooked for le dinnerrrr last noite.
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16 years ago
damn counts me out...whale leaving the room roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Save the whales...I like women.Full Stop. Its your brain that makes you sexy ..not your body. Roxxy,roxxy,ROXXY,ROXXY..don't be so silly get back in this room!!! Better still meet in the driveway make sure the car's warm...don't want you catching a cold..lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
car is warm...i am waiting where are you now or never????? your taking your time mister....my arse is getting cold roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
That is a good question and if I could answer that in short form, all of it would be the choice. Predictability in any situation under any circumstance becomes routine. I would hope that any woman I spent some time with could be more complex and show any number of sides of her personality. Yes I like a woman that is at times vulnerable but at the same time may just go stomping back into the chef if the meal serves a poor quality steak...as it were. Surprises during intimacy are of equal value and no one likes to drive all the time on any trip. Just be yourself. That is all I would really want.
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RHP User
16 years ago
ooops ..sorry that's never happened before....give me 5 to recover.... hours that is. Missed the last plane...just realised ..you can keep your skirt down til I get there...naughty girl...no wonder your arse is getting cold....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Bloody things keeping me awake too !
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'NoGentleman' That is a good question and if I could answer that in short form, all of it would be the choice. Predictability in any situation under any circumstance becomes routine. I would hope that any woman I spent some time with could be more complex and show any number of sides of her personality. Yes I like a woman that is at times vulnerable but at the same time may just go stomping back into the chef if the meal serves a poor quality steak...as it were. Surprises during intimacy are of equal value and no one likes to drive all the time on any trip. Just be yourself. That is all I would really want. sorry you have me speechless....il come back to you roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'jackhammer45'Bloody things keeping me awake too ! mmmmm a man that will get up in the middle of the night and check the dog....i think im in looooove roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
I no longer have a dog. So if ones barking near by its some other poor guy that's gotta do the checking. lol. If all girls are that simple why am I still single. Fab
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16 years ago
ok that didnt come out right hahaha you still look sick Fab...think you need a holiday...somewhere in the middle maybe roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
How do you manage to draw the attention of so many damn scenic blokes to your post?????? Bloody nora....do I have to go all classy and stuff? Strewth..dont think Ive got it in me....which is again...the reason I literally dont have anyone in me....'WAILS'....
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16 years ago
i think i need to change my rules and travel further than tassie hehe bring on the banga sista's winnabagobob.....whoo hooo we need to go get these boys roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Oh my darling Roxxy (Banga sista) I've been trying ever so hard but whatever Im doing is wrong...sooooo very wrong! OMG! By George...I think Ive got it! If I let one helluva rip....rip maybe that would flatten my tummy and....taaadaaa! Myname gets laid!!! We're still going on the Banga sista's winniethingemebob tour tho. Wanna see how many notches I can get after my nuclear explosion...hehe
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16 years ago
check out the gentleman at the top of the page...what a babe.... roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' sorry you have me speechless....il come back to you roxxy xxx Actually you are quite vocal and very passiontate in your comments. Thos e are admirable traiits in any woman. If you have been with men that have not given you confidence in yourself, then you may have chosen quickly but not wiisely. You have any number of qualities that are perhaps yet undiscovered. Simply explore them...and if you find that you have invested in downside equity, leave it and move on. Fatal mistake is to hope it will return to value. You are, by the way, a very lovely woman.
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16 years ago
There are many very beautiful and delightful women posting in on this thread. I had not noticed it's depth. Very charming and certainly inspriing to both thought and imagination.
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16 years ago
the man flirted and ran.... do i know how to get rid of them or what????? roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Damn...don't ya just hate it when they do that? If it's any consolation to you Roxxy, its them not you...keep saying that long and often enough and you may just end up believing it.... Disclaimer: any advice provided by the writer is not subject to any form of validation process and therefore may be hazzardous to ones health.
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RHP User
16 years ago
it seems i should have waited......myname i think maybe i was wrong and this lovely gentleman is full of suprizes well well well.....im now intrigued to know more, the men on RHP are very interesting creatures it would seem very deep and meaningful, very caring and very very lovely so this beautiful gentleman is full of suprizes....like most men here, he has layers it would seem....i for one cant wait to unwrap some more, to see whats underneath xx thanks for the compliments NG xx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm confused. Has he or has he not flown the RHP coop? Regardless, you are again, spot on regarding some of our fellow ooze ponder's Roxxy. I'm constantly surprised by the tenacity and strength of emotional character exhibited by the blokes here. If one has both the time, patience & motivation to unpack their baggage, be it small, medium or large, there would no doubt be a prize waiting for you. Works both ways actually. I guess the main distraction in engaging in this excercise is the shere numbers of flirts and emails which bombard our respective in-boxes. Quality over quantity every time however our vision is often impaired due to the email dust storm. Which is exactly why I enjoy Forum as it provides ample opportunity for us to provide a sampler to the 'substance' behind our Avatar's How does one stand out in a crowd? By paying attention to the one whose attention you are trying to catch. Just as NG has done. But word of advice, don't do the bolt as soon as you've finally revealed your hand....that just makes you a dick with wings...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
how lucky are we women of RHP to have such deep and meaningful men you are right on the money myname...the men are great, they dont ask for much...just a little common courtesy it would seem if im right....and rarely i am....but NG might be gone but he has returned as another one that has my full attention and has my mind racing....so all is not lost my the world is a funny place...i never knew men were so complex...til i started this thread.... im very very impressed roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Getting back to what was asked way way back at the start of this. Please note that I am not answering to what do men want to fuck as the answer there is simple and ranges around if it has a pulse and no penis .....As to what "I" want ..First is the eyes. they need to be the first thing that you notice. If they don't draw you in then you have lost.Next is the legs. A wise man once said he saw legs that went on forever and the longer the lovelier. On we move to confidence, appearance (neat and clean) and the ability to stand on your own two feet, communicate open and honestly whilst looking a person in the eye and not being defined by the penis you associate with.I don't consider myself sexy or fit being on the overweight side so do not ask any different in return. I have met some amazing bodies with personalities that could take the boring out of a five day cricket test.Be yourself, be happy, be inviting be fun...listen twice as much as you speak since you have two ears and one mouth and know when to be naughty and when to be nice. oh dear gos, I think I just wrote the into to a Mills and Boon !!!
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16 years ago
I decided to check out a 'vanilla' dating site...a well known and popular one...and...its a load of crappola! There are far more 'bots' or 'bogus' ppl on there from overseas passing themselves off as locals....and...the guys are far more subversive in their tactics than on a sex site. At least we know what to expect here and if we stumble upon someone who engages his brain before his penis...then all the better. If I hear someone say 'this is a sex site ONLY'...bla bla freekin bla' I will happily tell them to wake up to themselves as RHP is a site for everything and everyone (over 18). Good luck with your deeper than the average pondie Roxxy!!! mwuah!
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' I decided to check out a 'vanilla' dating site...a well known and popular one...and...its a load of crappola! There are far more 'bots' or 'bogus' ppl on there from overseas passing themselves off as locals....and...the guys are far more subversive in their tactics than on a sex site. At least we know what to expect here and if we stumble upon someone who engages his brain before his penis...then all the better. If I hear someone say 'this is a sex site ONLY'...bla bla freekin bla' I will happily tell them to wake up to themselves as RHP is a site for everything and everyone (over 18). Good luck with your deeper than the average pondie Roxxy!!! mwuah! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahaEarl
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16 years ago
Quoting 'two4u2c' I don't consider myself sexy or fit being on the overweight side so do not ask any different in return. I have met some amazing bodies with personalities that could take the boring out of a five day cricket test.Be yourself, be happy, be inviting be fun...listen twice as much as you speak since you have two ears and one mouth and know when to be naughty and when to be nice. these are amazing words two4u2c....i love what you have put there, its beautiful, thankyou im quoting this part because although i agree with you about the eyes and the legs..i love eyes myself...but my legs are that short they only just reach my arse lol.....these bits are what its all about, some men think that the beauty of a woman is in her beauty, but that is only skin deep, they dont see a woman for who she is inside and thats a shame roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ich könnte mir gut vorstellen, wie das möglich sein könnte, mein Liebling, wie der Leiter der Deinen Schwanz ist groß genug, um Platz für das Gehirn durchschnittliche männlic gekauft, um Ihnen mit freundlicher Genehmigung des Übersetzers. Ah yes, our wedding night! A night I long for....just so I can pay you back for all your cheek these past few months...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
yes mikle, you are the best bloke ever, but you do deserve the spanking you will get on your wedding night.... may i suggest myname the cane, it brings pain like has never been felt before and will teach the wayward man a lesson or two i have no doubt i was wrong, my mystery mailer is not NG....he is very cryptic whoever he is...a very intriguing man that has my head in a spin...the more i work out the more interesting he becomes...hmmmm men il understand them one day hehe maybe!!! roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
And intend using all three on our Mr Meinnamen's gorgeous butt!! Ok, so, this man who has your head in a spin! Mr cryptic....Hmm Let him know that if he messes with you he's in for trouble as we take care of our Banga sista's! Now for the fun part....oooeee girrrrrrlfriend...this is sooo exciting!
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RHP User
16 years ago
you just brought tears to my eyes woman....three canes....OMFG do you know how much those things hurt, i wanna cry just thinking about it :-( but on the up side they arent going across my arse this time so all i have to say is...ner ner ner mikle hehehe roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh man...they do hurt! Part of my training included being whacked with each of the five canes a Mistress mate of mine had in her well equipt dungeon...I was NOT HAPPY!! Hows about I take some happy snaps for ya Roxxy....that would give us a giggle to two (hundred)...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
i love happy snaps....thank you myname.....god 5 canes, i had a domm once only hit me once with his....i cryed like a girl, when he went to hit me again, i grabbed it and told him what i was gunna do with....turns out i dont make a very good sub lol but hey that flogga and the whips ohhhhhh baby more more more yummmm roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yielded a bumper crop this morning....LOL...crop...yeilded a bumper CROP Oh dear... Anyhoo...on with the shoooo...that was too funny Roxxy! I could almost see it going down...you and the dom that is. Come to think of it...a male dom makes me laugh anyway...like come onnn...its just not natural! All a girl's gotta do is pout and excercise her pussay power and TADAAAA he's on his knees begging forgiveness! Oh Dear...MK2...another image taster at your reaction to the first bite of a cane.... You: OWWWCHH!! Oh phuck that! Listen up buster..try that again and I'll shove that cane up ya butthole....capishe? 'lip trembling but said with a steely reserve' Him: 'eyes agog' oh oh oh...baby Im sorry, oh oh...I didnt mean to hurt you oh baby please dont be angry with me...I just wanted to turn you on...oh oh LOLOL...Ohhh yeahhhhh...nothin like a good laugh to start the day...thanks sista....YOU ROCK! ps: We aiming to hit the 200? Yeah, go for it!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Received a flirt from a guy who's 'wants' most certainly don't match what I have to offer so maybe he's willing to relax his criteria...gawd Oh..and...HE'S MARRIED!....ARRRGHHHH!! 'A nice gal who is seeking no strings companionship. You must have a good sense of humour be slim well proportioned. No scars, aged between 30 and 40. You must be out-going, kind hearted, friendly exciting person who likes men and willing not to take life too seriously. The rest - well we can play it as it comes.. '
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RHP User
16 years ago
hahaha thats funny....another man looking for his barbie doll..... when will men ever understand...us woman are about as perfect as they are i shake my head in amazement roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
thank you for pointing that out myname .....maybe if i reach it ...Fab will come for a holiday and give me a prize roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey guys and gals, I've only read through part of the thread so I will apologise now if I go over someone else's spiel. Roxy, what you first posted is reasonably accurate from what most of the males I've been involved with over the years have wanted. However, as they have matured and got older they have settled in terms of idealistic personas and understand that the big breasted, slim, drop dead gorgeous, young female is not the person they want in the long term nor to be the bearer of their children. Myself, as most men will probably say the same, I have been with a variety of women both slim and those with curves and it doesn't come down to what they look like, although there does have to be that initial attraction and one that can continue, however, it comes down to the fact that you need that click on another level. The one where you can feel, say or do something and the automatic response from the other compliments it without having to think about it. I myself actually prefer a woman who has a few curves, breasts that are not overly large as if i can't fit them in my mouth it's definately a waste ;-) however, the main things I do look for are independence in most things, someone that doesn't need me but wants me. If that female happens to turn to me to feel safe in a circumstance as you mentioned earlier than great, but ideally I don't like someone who checks in with me for everything they do or vice versa. A female who shows initiative, shares a passion for adventure, and is willing to share their opinions, believes and attitudes and not someone who folds at the first sign of a disagreement or arguement. I think this sums me up in a nutshell, oh I forgot to mention that perspective females should be brunette hahahaaha Only joking ;-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' Tut tut tut... ya think I'm scaired of a cane? Try cutting off ya finger then tell me about "it hurts" Drove myself to our local hospital.. they said "why did you come here you think we have doctors or something... noo you'll have to go to the next town 30 kms away". (Let me just point out here that the north west of Australia is where the majority of Australias national gross domestic product comes from ie. where the money comes from and they cant even give us a doctor to sew my finger back on, bastard poli"tit"ions). Ok finaly found a doctor and hes pissing about with pain killer injections that hurt like FUCK. I told him quit it with the syringe and just sew it on... one side i cant feel and the other hurts so much I cant feel your sewing needle. he did a good job... I even got feeling back in it. So.. what were we talking about?.. Oh yes.. Dahlink... thank you that you think my dick is big enough to hold my brain. See the way she treats me roxy?? Lol just had a thought... is yer moisty big enough to hold my dick mrs?? pmsl and runs Kinda sucks big green banana's that you nearly lost your digit due to lack of medical attention...remind me again...we are in australia...a first world country??...Hm.. Think of it this way tho dahlink, your little misadventure has prepared you for hours of pure unadulterated pleasurable torture....ah yes toto....we're back in the land of the long unemployment que... ps: run forest....RUN!!!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
you make some very good points there....so let me get this right you dont care what she looks like...its the person she is, a girl that has that inner strength as long as she is brunette...i may have a chance after all with someone if thats all it takes...lol but mockery aside.....that is lovely i really hope you find her xx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Maybe I'm going to have to swim there. I'll probably look like the Thorpedo when I get there though.Fab
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RHP User
16 years ago
I joined this place as a joke a few years ago, between me and an Ex to see who would attract more attention. She won in the short term, but I hung in there and eventually claimed the title. After that ended, I eventually returned to this as a means to seek...I don't know. Experiences? Events and situations that could change how I saw the world and maybe make my life a little more dashing and adventurous? Adventure. That seems the best way to sum it up.I'm looking for an adventure.
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RHP User
16 years ago
maybe someone said this already but i want a girl if they get woken up by a dog barking just to know its just dog barking and to give me hug and go back to sleep.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well fellow RHPers this has been interesting reading to say the least Roxy you certainly opened a can of worms with some very interesting responses. For me being a not thin showing some extra kilos on a large frame anyway, so many ladies, and I use that term loosely from this site are after perfection and nothing less. There are exceptions.There are nice guys that are beyond the 6 pack but have a great personalaity and a great soh who are adept at other skills. I have met 2 ladies from RHP who I got along great with one was a great FB and we had a fantastic time in and out of the bedroom but alas I dont get to Melbourne enough. Finding a lady that wants a man to be by her side, get out of bed at anytime to see what the dog is barking at. Take the bin out, open the car door for her. So many ladies are so stubbon that a man wants something from her and is always suspicious. Most people on here and other singles sites have baggage that Qantas couldnt shift in a A380. Coffee listening to what the ex did to her and the kids Im so past. Lets talk about now the future what we both want and or need leave the past to a much later time after we get to know each other. At 50 I dont want to meet some young thing I have a daughter who is 26 and staff that are 32 and younger. Nothing in common with them and a mature body is fun to play with. The scars, blemishes strech marks are a part of life guys live with it. Why so many guys only are interested in getting their cocks wet and dissappearing is beyond me. Sex has to be with the biggest organ the brain turn that on and look out
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RHP User
16 years ago
Windchaser....for a very interesting and refreshing reply.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'luckylocky'maybe someone said this already but i want a girl if they get woken up by a dog barking just to know its just dog barking and to give me hug and go back to sleep. hehe thats very cute mwahhh roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Fab baby, start swimming cause im nearly at 200....so move it and il see you when you get here xx TL, well done for not giving up and for winning the war....so you want some adventures????...your a very with it young man for some one so young, thats nice to see....hope you find the aventures your looking for xx Windchaser, well what can i say...apart from, i think im in love with you lol xx.....like myname said that was a very refreshing read...thank you so much for your reply...it was a great look in to your mind xx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Where's the banga sisters tour bus? Seriously though are you going to be the red head or the brunette cos I want a jaccuzzi with the two sweedish back packers(verrrrry blonde) a redhead, a brunette and the girl next door(mousey brown). ( Oh she probably won't fit so she can just stand and watch in her summer strappy summer dress). Lol. Fab
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gosh....Im lovin the new kids on the forum block....I hope their presence here inspires others to stop reading and start contributing....C'mon newbies the regs dont bite...s'pecially when their teeth are sitting in a glass on their bedside table....hehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
Shame I cannot experiance your map of tassie without going to Tassie
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RHP User
16 years ago
You certainly got my blood pumping..oooooo...ya know how much I love doggy...... Hey...we did it!!!!! 200!!!!! 'does a little chair jig'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Your name is quite apt 'lackoffun'. You managed to have a good moan about you, but didnt answer the ladies question.So, then maybe you should find a more appropriate question for your bitching! Sounds to me like she was asking something that she would really like to find out. She is allowed to do that isnt she? In fact alot of us would like to know the answer too.
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RHP User
16 years ago
What happens now do we need to go start another. It is a pain now scrolling through pages and oh what was the topic about. What do us guys reallly waaaanntt?????? On reflection it is that jun est cie qua ( I hope I got that right). The eyes have it. The trick is how long they continue to have it. It doesn't matter what genre of girl you fall under as long you just need to have it. I really don't know what it is just that when it's there we both know. I'm going to wikipeadia to look up definition of it cos I want to know what I like? I hope I do before I see myself as a homeless hermit living in the bush somewhere under a piece of tin talking to a footy ball ala Tom Hanks in Castaway. Fab
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RHP User
16 years ago
well i guess my brain needs to think of another topic lol so Fab...where's my prize hehe..... thank you to my favourite couple for getting me over that line again mwahhhh...love ya both roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
We could always go for 400. Just think of your prize then!!!!!!!! ;) oh it suckS not havin little pics to add. Fab
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' the man flirted and ran.... do i know how to get rid of them or what????? roxxy xxx I doubt that is the case as only a fool would find you unattractive. He is no fool. I think you may find that the gentleman has simply found a persona more suited and less reliant upon superficial looks. His charm, however, may be fatal, and he was simply unaware of the number of very desireable women to be found here. I would encourage you to seek him out if you would like. Perhaps I can even introduce you once the owners of this site have engaged my profile fully. You will find him always in the shadows of the moonlight.
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RHP User
16 years ago
God Im glad we have a God..cos what I'd say when Im totally ecstatic...God only knows!!! OMG...ROXXY!! He's back...OMG...OMG! I'm jumping up and down in glee for you....OMG....WOOO HOO!! OI...ROXXY!! Where the heck r ya?????.......
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RHP User
16 years ago
damn im speechless again...not many men can do that roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' I'm jumping up and down ROXXY!! Where the heck r ya?????....... She seems to vanished Myname...but perhaps shall return? I would hope so as her "speechlessness" is a very sensual quality. And as for you...a woman who is so easily excited is simplay a delight. Thank you, but I know little of religion. Perhaps I could learn from you? I will be back to visit you both soon. Magnificient you are indeed.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' damn im speechless again...not many men can do that roxxy xxx I take that as compliment from a very beatufiul woman...and with a sense of humour that is quite delightful. I do fly to Tasmania quite frequently, generally once a month but more if needed. I could always use a beautiful companion as "Tasmanian" is not my native tongue...perhaps once your speech returns we can talk about that? Vous etes belle et tres sensuelle. Talk to you soon, when you are able to speak?
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RHP User
16 years ago
With Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russel? Well. theres a part in the movie when Goldie's character is so bamboozled by the goings on that all she can do is mutter.... 'bbbbb....bbbbbb...bbbbb....bbbbb...bbbbbb....bbbbbb...bbbbbb' Well...thats me... After reading calvin's...erm...I mean...chasingmidnight's reply 'bbbbb....bbbbb.....bbbbb.....bbbbb....bbbb.....bbbbb....bbbb'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Well...thats me... After reading calvin's...erm...I mean...chasingmidnight's reply 'bbbbb....bbbbb.....bbbbb.....bbbbb....bbbb.....bbbbb....bbbb' Myname I unfortunately am fluent in only three languages but as many are derived from latin I perhaps can translate that to some extent? I would of course offer to use the towel to pull you back into the boat...but please, leave my CKs alone is that is all I have on and the waters are cold this time of year if we both fall overboard? You do speak perfectly fluent ewok though...and that is rare indeed!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I must look like a Taswegian as last night I was out clubbing and my daughter turned up. As my friends slowy did their Cinderella thing of catching the last train home I was left dancing with the best chick there my daughter. We even cleared half the dance floor that gave way to us. I have been dancing for along time now and I have never had the crowd make way for my partner and I. People that don't know us would have thought we were a couple. Fab
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RHP User
16 years ago
bbbb.....bbbbb....bbbb...bbbb....bbbbb....bbb...b ..b.b.....bbbbb.....bbbbb....bbbbb...bbbb...bbbb..bbb bbb...bbbbb....bbbb....bbb...bbbb....bbbbb...b.b.b.b.b roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think that he wrote... "You are beautiful and very sensual". But then again...what would I know. Perhaps it is time to spend time down in Tassie and learn how to speak that language as well? I think I would fear for my safety....or not. Of couse I could always try to teach you how to read French in a language we both speak fluently.
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RHP User
16 years ago
You are beautiful and very sensual.....gotta give it to the man Roxxy...he's spot on there! Now for a few suggested replies" 1. bbbb....bbbb....bbbb....b...b.....bb...bbb 2. aww, gee, shucks..erm....bb..bb...bbbb.b.b 3. arreter de parler et me montrer des bebes action 4.Je vous remercie monsieur genre maintenant obtenir votre equipement hors tension et me montrer ce que vous faites de Hint: The last two are rather forward. I'm rootin for ya Roxxy!! (not literally of course...lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well done, fair lady. Perhaps I should translate your questons for all to read I think not...those perhaps are best left in the native tongue? I am fluent in three languages and perhaps you should ask Roxy about my command of Spanish as well? As spoken in Madrid and closer to Basque...it is equally as romantic. Te quiere' hablar en espanol tambien, Myname. Roxy did seem to find it....."stimulating". Ciao bella ....or is it 4 that I speak? Expect the unexpected.
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RHP User
16 years ago
bbbb...bb...bbb...bbbb..b.bb...b
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'bbbb...bb...bbb...bbbb..b.bb...b Myname... Vous parlez comme si vous avez quelque chose de coince dans la gorge. On pourrait se contenter de l'avaler? Staying within the boundaries of our talents is often not a bad thing? In fact, one might say "delightful"? Now then young lady, as to suggesting to Roxy that she entice me into action and seek to find what I may do? I am shocked at your bold approach. Mind you, I did not say I did not appreciate it. I doubt that I will have any difficulty in either the approach or landing. We refer to that as a "controlled crash" and any that you can walk away from is a good one? Yo estaria mas preocupado por la seguridad de Roxy en lugar de su satisfaccion! I can be quite a...handful? If you need help with that, let me know? Or would you prefer I simply gave up the towel and the CKs?
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